[Accidental Video] Tiny wing virus, + a return

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Guess who's finally back, ladies and gentlemen? Or better, guess who the community decided to pester again when he was hiding from everyone? Yup, your resident point man.

He's shirtless, sitting ont he bed of a shady hotel, got a stubbly two days's beard andwas trying to change the bandage around his right shoulder when the video started to record him. Being shot at was a pain in the ass. Do you know what's a pain too? Not being able to reach the wound and clean it because that two small wings on his shoulders are getting in the way.

Arthur is not a happy camper.]

Comments

[chapter_behind]

Yes.

[At least he's no longer yelling. Arthur humiliating him has really dropped on the.scale of recent emotional crises. Too bad he's so emotionally constipated, because he could really use a friend to talk to. Especially a friend who isn't pregnant, involved, and irrational.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Very well.

[He didn't do that on purpose unlike James causing him an anxiety crisis! yeah that sounds like the sort of friend Arthur could be.]

Did I miss anything important while I was gone?

[chapter_behind]

[James did not intentionally cause your nervous breakdown! You did that yourself, Arthur. He just yelled. For perfectly legit reasons.]

No, nothing vital.

[Other than RANDOLPH KISSING HIM.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Right. and the sky is blue and water is wet.]

[James you suck at conversations.] Nothing at all? Surprising, if you consider the nature of this place.

[OH MY....those frisky werewolves.]

[chapter_behind]

[Actually, yes. He didn't mean to push Arthur over the edge, but he was overwhelmed, and the situation was untenable.]

I said, nothing happened! Is that so hard to believe?

[So smooth.]

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Still. He's not helping his case being difficult now.]

Actually, yes.

[chapter_behind]

[This is called panic.]

Nothing happened, Arthur!

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Panic mean Arthur will notice something's wrong.]

I mean in general, not just to you.

Any reason why you are screaming?

[chapter_behind]

I am not screaming.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Yes you was, James.

But that would be childish to point out.

So instead he just gives him a flat look. maturity, this is how it's done. Except not.]

[chapter_behind]

[Have that look right back, Arthur.]

Care to talk about your shoulder?

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[:|]

I got in the path of a bullet by accident.]

[chapter_behind]

I assumed it wasn't intentional.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

The bullet wasn't mean for me, I meant. [Lies, but ah, James doesn't need to know the truth.]

[chapter_behind]

[Skeptical James is the most skeptical.]

Well, I'm glad you're safe.

[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

[Why so serious.]

Thank you.

[chapter_behind]

Of course.