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Current Music: Those damned compys.

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It's 2:00am here on Isla Sorna and the sound of compys (Procompsognathus for those of you unfamiliar with dinosaur slang) chirping and scratching against the walls of the trailer prevents me from getting any sleep whatsoever. With my luck, I’m probably the only one awake and definitely the only one typing away at a laptop this late at night. But, hey. Anything to pass the time.

My name is Ian Malcolm and I’m a ~~mathematician~~ chaotician. Really, I couldn’t think of a better community to join, especially one that thrives on such chaos. It would make for an interesting experiment to see if my arrival might effect the community as a whole and if it will (hopefully not) cause any turbulence. Yup. That’s chaos theory for you.

...This pink layout is hurting my eyes.

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Not so much as snakey as they are lizard. Only these dinosaurs are special. Some of them think like humans, others spit poison at you, and some like to stomp you whilst they try to rip you apart limb from limb.

Fun, fun, fun!

Ha, I bet I could take any of them.

Really.

Yes, really! I've killed enough things to be able to judge how well I'll fare against most creatures.

That's...nice. Uh...so, you kill things? What kind of things?

Lots of things! I like humans most, because you get the best reactions!

Great. Another user who's not human here.

How many of you guys are there here?

Hell yeah, I'm not human. I'm far superior.

There's me and my brother Yazoo. We're looking for Loz, too.

And what makes you so superior?

I was created from Jenova genes. Kaa-san was so powerful.

Oh, so you're a clone.

...kind of, I guess.

Interesting...and you have brothers?

Yeah, Loz and Yazoo. I'm the youngest.

I assume you three are the cause of a good amount of chaos, huh?

Fuck yeah! We were an awesome team. We could clear a village in less than five minutes flat.

...Uh...I'm very...uh, happy for you.

What happened to your brothers?

We all died, but Yazoo and me came back... Loz may well be out there somewhere.

You all died...?

Yeah, long story. In short, my big brother Cloud killed me, and I was supposed to be absorbed back into the energy stream of the planet, but somehow I came back.

...Wow. I did read once that siblings are the cause of most strife in a family, but that's just insane.

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