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[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

It's 2:00am here on Isla Sorna and the sound of compys (Procompsognathus for those of you unfamiliar with dinosaur slang) chirping and scratching against the walls of the trailer prevents me from getting any sleep whatsoever. With my luck, I’m probably the only one awake and definitely the only one typing away at a laptop this late at night. But, hey. Anything to pass the time.

My name is Ian Malcolm and I’m a mathematician chaotician. Really, I couldn’t think of a better community to join, especially one that thrives on such chaos. It would make for an interesting experiment to see if my arrival might effect the community as a whole and if it will (hopefully not) cause any turbulence. Yup. That’s chaos theory for you.

...This pink layout is hurting my eyes.

Comments

[dudeinred.livejournal.com]

Chaotician? Sounds dangerous.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Nah, not really. Studying chaos is actually quite straightforward. All you have to do is observe.

...

Well, unless you’re in a hostile environment. Observation is the farthest thing in your mind. Running for your life is generally more important in that type of situation.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

You have dinosaurs.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Triceratops, Stegosaurus, Velociraptor, Tyrannosaurus...

Collect 'em all!

[heylingenius.livejournal.com]

I used to have some dinosaurs once. They were rather useful until they went chasing after that stupid butterfly. -_-

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Huh. That's what we like to call the butterfly effect. XD

[thefourthkey.livejournal.com]

Wow...your world has dinosaurs? That's really awesome!

And you're a chaotician...that sounds fascinating! Wow!

I'm Kairi, by the way!

(frozen comment)

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Kairi.

I don't know what you mean about "world", but yes; we do have dinosaurs. They'd be much more fascinating if they weren't always trying to rip my legs off.

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs? They're not supposed to exist. Right?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

I've asked myself that every day. And then two minuets later, a compy tries to bite my feet.

[sexylovestyle.livejournal.com]

...You really shouldnt make things up.

At least not boring things. If you're going to come up with lies, make them good.

Dinosaurs? So overdone.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

You're not the first to say that to me...can't say I'm surprised.

Whatever.

[king-of-rogues.livejournal.com]

. . .?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

...Hello.

[slash-eye.livejournal.com]

Maaaa, I understood maybe four words in that chunk of text. Come again?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Ah? Well, it's like this.

I'm new here. I study chaos theory. I am on an island of dinosaurs, and I will possibly not live to see my next birthday.

Nice to meet you.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Hey, you sound alright. I'm Kadaj. I like creating chaos.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yeah, I've heard about you from the other members of this...community.

What sort of chaos do you create?

[bluepaw-dragoon.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs? Oh my. That sounds somewhat... dangerous.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Extremely.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs? Awesome. Uh, not when they're eating you of course. That bites.

You seem really cool, I like your shades. Or are they just glasses, I can't really see.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does. I can't fucking stand those overgrown lizards.

Heh...just sunglasses. Thanks. I, um...like your ears. Very cat-like.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Isle Sorna and dinosaurs? May I ask what world you're from?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Eh? Forgive me, but I'm still trying to get a better grasp on this whole "world" thing.

Uh...I guess I'm from a pretty normal world. Other than dinosaurs, our planet is populated soley by humans. Even so, we don't have dinosaurs running around. Those guys are only on Isla Sorna. And I hope they stay there.

[blizzaga-fury.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to meet you. I'm Lulu.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

The pleasure is likewise, Ms. Lulu.

[itsbetter.livejournal.com]

Hey there. I'm Mai.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Nice to see you again, Ms. Valentine.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

I'm Lady Yunalesca.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'm Rufus ShinRa. You seem like a smart man. Don't go stupid around Kadaj.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

A pleasure to finally meet you, Rufus. I've heard a lot about you from Kadaj the community.

[patients-lie.livejournal.com]

I'm Dr. Gregory House.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

You're a doctor? What's your field of study, if you don't mind me asking?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

I'm Yazoo; Kadaj's older brother.

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

Ah. I've heard about you and Loz from your brother.

[oneloveless.livejournal.com]

...dinosaurs?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

YES. DINOSAURS. I would NOT lie about this. Hell, I can't even believe it. But here I am on a dinosaur infested island. Alive and still with all of my major organs intact.