35; not now, five; not ever, five; go away, feels

[sandinmyboots]

Whoever's pulling this better stop right now.

[Kefka looks like shit. No amount of red make up can hide how baggy his eyes have gotten or how hollow his cheeks have gotten.]

I don't have time for these shenanigans. Get over here so I can put you to sleep and I can get back to things more important than wallowing in your pity!

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Everyone's acting so strangely today...

[sandinmyboots]

No shit.

[he's swearing. kefka never swears.]

I expect some halfwit virus decided it'd be funny to swap everyone's moods around since we're all not being fun enough for this place!

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry!

Is that what it's doing?

[crackpotcrocker]

.... ^{Something's off...}

I've been sugguested alcohol for sleeping disorders.

Speaking of which, my apologies for leaving the lab. Langly pulled me away before you could arrive.

[sandinmyboots]

Of course it is! An idiot could see that. And alcohol just makes me get more upset, we don't need another repeat of the time that idiot Kefka blew up the embassy, do we!? Not us!

[And Kefka....deflates is the only proper word, his shoulders falling.]

It's fine, Denzel. You have other friends than me and I haven't been around either. I still need to kill that twerp with the muscles for you. You're eating properly?

[YOU BETTER BE]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker hunches his shoulders and moves his head in like a turtle]

Well no...

Yes, but I hadn't planned on that. I was aducted against my will but if you still want to come over after you get some rest.

The heck you're talking about?! Turner doesn't have muscles!

I guess?

[cooledition]

You should be fine. You'll be able to go without sleep for a while more.

[sandinmyboots]

Of course I can, twerp. The sleep is for them so I don't have to deal with their emotions leaking onto me.

[cooledition]

Twerp? Well that's not very nice!

Yes, it seems like many people are suffering from similar symptoms. There's been plenty of interesting things to observe~!

[pinkishgray]

You're saying it as if it's voluntary.

[His hands are in his pockets. This is a big deal.]

[sandinmyboots]

If they volunteer to come over so I can get them to sleep, then it's voluntary. Then they don't have to deal with me, I don't have to deal with them, and there's no skin off anyone's back.

[Kefka hasn't picked up on that yet, too busy rolling in his feels.]

[ginrouken]

Don't tell me - virus.

[sandinmyboots]

Congrats, you're not a complete dunce. You win nothing!

[masked_god]

...Kefka? Are you alright?

[sandinmyboots]

No. This damnable shithead virus is messing with my head and I don't like it!

[heavenlyhome]

Take a moment, Kefka-san. Please tell us what has happened first.

[sandinmyboots]

I was taking care of something important when a huge wave of pity descended on me like a cold, wet blanket!

[yacantdoitkid]

Sit the fuck down. S'a virus.

[sandinmyboots]

I know that! Get your face off my thing!

[shriek]

[he's suddenly having feels about the idiot who's dating his alternate self]

[nooooo]

[ video ]

[selfished]

... [ she raises an eyebrow. ]

Ya feeling 'kay?

[ video ]

[sandinmyboots]

Do I look okay to you?

[P-probably not....]

[sexbastian]

[Usually, Sebastian will mock him but because he's linked to Nick Fury from all the people he's a bit more somber than usual.]

It's a virus, you will have to wait

[sandinmyboots]

Don't you have some small child to traumatize?

handwritten always;

[harbingersoul]

What's happened?

video

[sandinmyboots]

Some jackass is leaking emotions on me!