35; not now, five; not ever, five; go away, feels

[sandinmyboots]

Whoever's pulling this better stop right now.

[Kefka looks like shit. No amount of red make up can hide how baggy his eyes have gotten or how hollow his cheeks have gotten.]

I don't have time for these shenanigans. Get over here so I can put you to sleep and I can get back to things more important than wallowing in your pity!

Comments

[masked_god]

A fact that I've unfortunately proven wrong, I'm afraid.

Would it help to get you away from the com for a while?

[sandinmyboots]

You're not dead, you're just differently alive.

It might. Can you pick me up once I"m done yelling at everyone?

[masked_god]

You probably say that to all the zombies you meet.

Happily.

[sandinmyboots]

Nope. None of the other zombies are alive enough to get a comment like that, much less be able to appreciate it.

It's a date!

[masked_god]

True enough. Though there are (or were) a few others like me around on the community.

When would you like me to pick you up?

[sandinmyboots]

The puella magi? They're not mature enough to interest me in the way that you do.

Let me finish my conversations; give me, oh, an hour?

[masked_god]

Good. I hate being jealous of children.

Alright. I'll see you then.

[sandinmyboots]

Karakael, if you ever suggest anything as creepy and disgusting as that again, I'm morally obliged to smack you upside the head.

Good!

[masked_god]

[sigh] I'll deserve it too. Just don't chip the mask.

[sandinmyboots]

Good man, taking responsibility for your actions. At this point, you're going to make an honest god out of me, which no one thought possible!

I'll leave it alone.

[masked_god]

Perhaps you just needed someone to actually believe in you.

[sandinmyboots]

Hey, I was truthful before! Mostly. It's just that no one outside my direct superiors believed me, so.

[masked_god]

There are more ways of making a god than just belief and power...though I would be hard pressed to come up with a godlet that cannot call upon either. I never doubted your claims.

[sandinmyboots]

Yes, but you're different. I'm talking the bozos on my world.

[masked_god]

Don't listen to them. The Com believes you, we believe you, and your powers back up your claim.

[sandinmyboots]

Yes, but I'm a terrible person. They'll turn on me sooner or later.

[Them, not you.]

[masked_god]

You'll win them over before then.

[He notices the exception, and hides a smile]