[Video]

[spandexed]

[There's a lot of muttering going on as the video begins. Peter's eyes are focused down on his keyboard.]

How did these even come off. Stupid things... should just buy a new one. ...probably just break that one too though.

[Mutter mutter mutter. He stops though and looks up.]

Why is my webcam on?

...

What kind of malware is this? Great. Good job, Norton. You're so fired.

[He leans forward, peering at the computer as he taps gingerly at his broken keyboard.]

Wait. Is this live?

Comments

[video]

[6collegecredits]

Norton never stood a chance against this place, sad to say.

[video]

[spandexed]

[A girl. Yup, it's live.]

I knew I should have gone with Kaspersky.

...what do you mean this place?

[indestructible]

Welcome to the network. It's nothing Norton can fix, either. You're pretty much stuck with it randomly invading your life and sucking all privacy away.

[spandexed]

Uh... randomly invading my life? That sounds a little umm, stalker...y. What if I like my privacy?

[video]

[hasbottombunk]

Afraid it is. Hullo. [Awkward Rory wave!]

[video]

[spandexed]

[Awkward Peter wave right back.] Hi.

So... how live is this? I mean. Are there a lot of umm... people out there with this thing?

[schrodingersghost]

Because your computer has just been invaded by an interdimensional social networking site.

...It isn't nearly as weird as it sounds. Except when it is.

[spandexed]

People keep using that word. It still sounds really comic bookish.

...uh...huh. So... when is it? I mean, what sort of weird are we talking about?

permavid

[starblaze]

Someone should write a guide for newcomers...

Welcome, anyways.

permavid

[spandexed]

Guide would be nice, actually. Or a tutorial. Flow chart. Anything, really.

Thanks though. For the, ah, welcome.

[ video ]

[doyoufondue]

[ webcam. malware. norton. ....uhhh ]

The community roped you in, it looks like. It'll do that.

[ video ]

[spandexed]

[Sorry Captain Anachronism.]

Yeah. That's what people keep saying. Still not sure it makes much sense. Or any. Any sense.

[docfoul]

[Ahh, spiders. Scratch has had some good times with them.

Hopefully Peter won't break his mouse trying to highlight this message or anything:]

Having trouble?

[spandexed]

[White text? Peter thinks that's mildly annoying. But hey.]

Yeah. You could say that.

[nofondueforyou]

Don't blame Norton; accessing this place isn't anyone's fault, unfortunately.

But yes, you are currently live.

[spandexed]

Norton's more a thing than a person, it's a program that's supposed to-- Well, no yeah, I'm getting that feeling. This sort of just happens, huh?

If I'd know I would've brushed my hair or something.

[heavenlyhome]

Welcome to the community!

[spandexed]

Oh. Yeah, ah, thanks.

[mightletyouknowme]

We're not a virus.

[spandexed]

Guess not. Well that makes me feel better about my antivirus softwaer.

( video. )

[jailbirds]

[ that background sure is a prison cell, and that girl sure is in a boring grey prison outfit. ]

Welcome to the community, sucks to be you, that whole fresh meat bullshit. In case none of these dumbasses have mentioned it yet, there's actually a guide. [ and a second of text addition just for the link: ] Here, kid.

( video. )

[spandexed]

[...huh. Well that's interesting.]

Uh... well, hey thanks! That looks really useful.

[whitechocolate]

Maybe you should buy a better keyboard next time so it's less likely to break again?

[spandexed]

Yeah, probably should. I mean, this could've been a freak accident but uh... hopefully the next one holds up. I kinda need my computer.

[a_new_innovator]

This is something that the community does. It can turn on your webcam if you don't post often enough. It's done it to me too.

[spandexed]

If you don't post often enough? So it really wants participation, huh?

[ video ]

[deadlydoctor]

Yes it is. Welcome to the Duck show you are now our new guess star!

Are those keyboard letters glued to your fingers? Now that's an interesting trick.

[ video ]

[spandexed]

Ah... yeah. Looks that way, huh? Bad time to admit that I'm bad at being on this side of a camera, right? I'm much better behind the lens.

Huh? Oh, right these. Yeah, ah... small adhesives accident. Long story.

permavoice;

[hulk]

[ DID SOMEONE SAY NORTON i mean what ]

Yep. Pretty much the standard reaction to this kind of deal with the crazy MWI scenario via the internet. Hi.

Re: permavoice;

[spandexed]

[....pffffft]

Crazy sounds about right. And getting crazier by the minute. But uh, yeah. Hi.

[formercheerio]

Good guess.

[spandexed]

Right? Suppose I get points for calling it if nothing else.