How did these even come off. Stupid things... should just buy a new one. ...probably just break that one too though.
[Mutter mutter mutter. He stops though and looks up.]
Why is my webcam on?
...
What kind of malware is this? Great. Good job, Norton. You're so fired.
[He leans forward, peering at the computer as he taps gingerly at his broken keyboard.]
Wait. Is this live?
[The feed is coming from a very odd angle. The viewer can quickly assert the video is recording from the side by the weird shot of blue tights, red shirt with the web design, and mask. For those who would recognize the costume, Spider-Man is sitting against something and not doing a whole lot of moving. He sounds pretty out of it as he talks.]
Hey there Ducks. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man here. I'm a long time listener, first time caller. Sorry to say I'm not here to shoot the breeze or talk about the weather... though it's pretty nice up here.
[He comments playfully. He's quiet a moment before continuing.] What I need to know is if there's a doctor in the house. I'll be hanging around here if you need me.
[He ends the feed there.]
[ooc; This is canon move! Also Peter's first post as Spider-Man.... he got kidnapped and drugged so he can't get out of the costume. :( Doctors? Please help?]
Things were pretty crazy around here today. Someone set off a bomb at the Unity Day Festival and killed most of the board of directors at Oscorp. My roommate Harry got hurt the explosion too. I'm actually waiting for the doctors to finish running tests right now before I can go see him.
[A beat.] I need a test subject. Hope, do you mind helping me with this?
[He adjusts the camera to reveal his "project." It's a stack of pancakes covered in chocolate webbing.]
[He laughs but, it's clear his heart isn't really in it. :(]
I saw that you guys lost some stuff. I hope you get back soon. Can't be fun going without something important to you, right...?
Testing. One, two, three.... Can anyone hear this?
That just leaves me. I wonder if I can handle being everything that I need to be full time. [There's some silence before he sounds sheepish.]
Sorry that's kind of heavy and I don't even have a question for you guys. Uh.... let me think... oh. I think I got a good one.
What do you think makes a hero?
Hey. I don't suppose there's some guide for new members I can look at? I've been through three pages already and I still can't figure out what a worldhop is.