[Video]

[spandexed]

[There's a lot of muttering going on as the video begins. Peter's eyes are focused down on his keyboard.]

How did these even come off. Stupid things... should just buy a new one. ...probably just break that one too though.

[Mutter mutter mutter. He stops though and looks up.]

Why is my webcam on?

...

What kind of malware is this? Great. Good job, Norton. You're so fired.

[He leans forward, peering at the computer as he taps gingerly at his broken keyboard.]

Wait. Is this live?

Comments

[docfoul]

Your social security number, dunkass.

[spandexed]

Yeah, still not sure what you're on about. I know I haven't broadcast my social security number.

I don't even know it off the top of my head.

[docfoul]

And yet, I implied that I do.
Come on, Mr. Parker. You're relatively intelligent, and I would rather not have to cut this short purely because it's not funny anymore.

[spandexed]

Right. And I'm going on the assumption that you're, well, full of it. And kind of pompous about being so. You know, no offense.

But hey, if you're not having fun, by all means. It's been, ah, interesting.

[docfoul]

We don't have to start off on the wrong foot, you know.
I know a great deal about many subjects. More specifically, all of them.
And I also know you are quite scientifically-inclined.
My introduction so far has been merely a joke of sorts, to break the ice.
I meant no offense myself.

[spandexed]

All of them? Like all of... all?

Yeah, I'm pretty ok at the science thing. I mean, I'm not my dad by any means but, yeah.

Well, hey then. None taken.

[docfoul]

All of them, indeed.

[spandexed]

Huh. Well. That's...

Unprecedented.

[docfoul]

I'm sure it is. But then again, so is meeting an omniscient being, no?

[spandexed]

I don't know. There are some guys I go to school with who're pretty convinced they know everything.

[docfoul]

Not that I need to tell you this, but I can assure you they do not.

[spandexed]

Yeah. Not even close.