[accidental video]

[lazyfacepalm]

--ind of virus?

[A feed opens up, directly in the middle of the man's conversation with himself, looking rather confused and showing mild signs of tension and worry.]

Looks like some BBS of sorts. What in the world did Haruhi install on this thing...

...Did she just find the ducks amusing or something? Is it their mascot? What...

[The video continues with him currently displeased, and confused. And the camera rolls...]

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permavid

[windgodgirl]

I prefer crows, personally. [said the girl with crow wings.]

permavid

[lazyfacepalm]

[A stare...in disbelief.]

...So what are you, an angel of death? Come to tell me I've actually died and this is what it's like in the afterlife?

(I could see an angel of death having some kind of liking to crows.)

[windgodgirl]

[a laugh] An angel of death? Hardly. I am a Tengu!

[lazyfacepalm]

(...Oh. That's perfect.)

Timeout. You're a youkai then, right? From those old fairy tales?

[windgodgirl]

That's correct, human.

[lazyfacepalm]

(Shouldn't I be able to trick you into something then, youkai?)

...So where's the long nose?

[windgodgirl]

I don't have one. [obviously, haaah]

[lazyfacepalm]

Got a mask then? I'd love to see it being worn.

[windgodgirl]

Not with me at the moment.

[lazyfacepalm]

(Damn. Maybe next time.)

...So what do you do exactly? Roll over and fetch?

[windgodgirl]

Ayaya, how insulting! Don't make such crude assumptions, human. I run a newspaper.

[lazyfacepalm]

(I have a name you know.)

A newspaper? That's pretty normal. What made you do something like that? I can't really see a Tengu running a newspaper...

(Of all things?)

[windgodgirl]

You really do have the wrong idea about us Tengu. Many of us run newspapers. We love gathering news, you see. [more like spreading gossip and rumors. but close enough.]

[lazyfacepalm]

Like learning new things then, huh? Gonna write a story about me?

(Don't.)

[windgodgirl]

If you're interesting enough, perhaps.

[lazyfacepalm]

Trust me, I'm not. There's really nothing to write home about.

(You'll bore your readers, certainly.)

[windgodgirl]

Come now, surely there must be something about you worth sharing!

[lazyfacepalm]

(I get dragged by an overly eccentric girl who does what she wants, I'm greeted naturally by time travelers, espers, and aliens respectively, and said overly eccentric girl is actually someone who the guys upstairs are particularly interested it, and whatever she says basically...comes true. Yeah.)

Nope. Just a normal guy who's trying really hard to get rid of these ducks. That's pretty much it.

[windgodgirl]

Then a name would suffice for now, human.

[lazyfacepalm]

Kyon will do. How about yours?

[windgodgirl]

Aya Shameimaru. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[lazyfacepalm]

Not everyone these days get to exchange greetings with Tengu. Pleasure's all mine.

[windgodgirl]

You'll meet a lot more interesting characters on this community, believe me.

[lazyfacepalm]

(That's something I don't want.)

...At this rate, I might actually run into an angel of death.

(This is too much...)

[windgodgirl]

Wouldn't that be something!