[video]

[madeitsquare]

[... Huh. Odd video here. Looks kind of like... Scrooge is recording this inside a tiny locked room?]

I've gotta be quick. My nephews caught wind of what I'm planning to do, and they want to stop me, but I have to do this!

Somebody, go on a date with me. I'll pay.

[THIS IS THE MOST DASTARDLY VIRUS EVER.]

Comments

[material_guy]

SOLD!

[madeitsquare]

...

Well, darn, I guess you'll do.

[material_guy]

Damn right I'll do! We'll go shopping!

[madeitsquare]

Now hold on! I only offered to pay for the date itself.

[material_guy]

A shopping date's a date. The shopping part of a shoppnig date's part of a shopping date. It's right there in the name.

[madeitsquare]

But... No! I'm not going to cover extra expenses!

[material_guy]

What if you get a triple date out of it? I can bring girls. I got girls. Good looking girls.

[madeitsquare]

I-I was looking for something more on the romantic side, rather than... that.

[material_guy]

It's twice--no, three times as romantic.

[madeitsquare]

I really don't think so!

[material_guy]

Romance is one of those things you're not supposed to think about, you're supposed to feel. You start shopping with us, then tell us if you feel it.

[madeitsquare]

... I'll think about it.

[material_guy]

...You're not really listening, are you?

No wonder you have problems scoring a date.

[madeitsquare]

I didn't ask for your opinion!

[material_guy]

It's a freebie, comes with the date.

[madeitsquare]

And here I thought I'd never say no to a freebie.