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[structuraldefect]

Has anyone seen my cell phone lately?

[ETA: Twenty minutes later.]

Nevermind. I think I know where it went.

Comments

[structuraldefect]

Simple. I'd rather not end up their next target.

[jailbirds]

what a loser why dont you just fight them

[structuraldefect]

What? With my philosophy notes?

[jailbirds]

oh wow how do you hold notes if you dont have HANDS

fight with your hands is what im saying you useless piece of shit

[structuraldefect]

I'll make note of it.

[jailbirds]

heres a pro tip if you curl your fingers you can make a fist

theyre good for punching people

[structuraldefect]

Are they?

[jailbirds]

yes

especially in the face and/or dick

[structuraldefect]

Very strategic.

[jailbirds]

do you need lessons

[structuraldefect]

I don't see why not.

[jailbirds]

really? ok cool hit me up whenever its not like i go to class

[structuraldefect]

Will do.