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[jailbirds]

[ you may have seen some posters appearing around the campus. well, a copy of those posters is showing up on the university's online network today. ]

Comments

[yumadbro]

Uh...

[jailbirds]

Yeah, don't you fuck him either, you homo.

[ she has no idea who yu is. ]

[novicius]

[afshjgfashgjafsghjk OH JESUS CHRIST.

WELP.

GUESS WHO IS PARKOURING AROUND THE CAMPUS AND TEARING THESE FUCKERS DOWN LIKE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF STYLE? THIS GUY. DAMMIT MINATSUKI.]

[jailbirds]

[ oh my god she's sitting on a rooftop to get the best view of this and just laughing really hard. ]

[cravats]

Spreading unfounded rumours is not the purpose of this network.

[jailbirds]

They ain't unfounded. Do you have any idea where that guy's dick has been? I'm just doing a public service here.

[denies]

Thanks for the warning. [ obviously sarcastic. way too obviously. ]

[second_star]

[ Oh God save him. ]

[novicius]

[Oh my god you suck, Mina. You suck. He runs across one of the open courts and finds another billboard and starts taking those down, too. Go ahead, he's going to be doing this for a while.]

[heavenlyhome]

Oh, goodness. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he's gone to the clinic, at least.

[disarmingsmile]

How crude.

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[iwontforgivethis]

... How do you even know that?

[jailbirds]

Aah, I see. So you want all the poor, unaware girls to get syphilis, is that it?

[jailbirds]

Well, I know how you were thinking about riding him next, so - !

[jailbirds]

Mou, do you think I should have given more details? It seems like people are still confused...

[jailbirds]

Are you kidding? He's definitely just gonna go stick his dick in something else now.

[jailbirds]

Obviously, I made the mistake of fucking him myself!

[ blatant lies. ]

[heavenlyhome]

It would be very irresponsible if he did. I'd thought the education around campus had gotten better...

[jailbirds]

[ sitting up here with a video camera recording it, this is totally worth skipping class. she's going to watch this on her birthday every year. ]

[jailbirds]

It can't be helped that he's a pig.

[heavenlyhome]

I see. I beg your pardon, but if you are speaking from experience, I would caution that you seek medical assistance as well. Better safe than sorry, as they say.

[second_star]

Yeah. It rarely stops there, I bet he's got more than just that.

[jailbirds]

Ah, thank you for your concern. I should have known better, but I guess he tricked me into it. I'll go to the doctor this week for sure!

[heavenlyhome]

Oh, good. I'm sure they will be able to help you. University Health Services has a very experienced clinic; you will be in good hands.

[iwontforgivethis]

... Oh.

[Well, that certainly explained... this.]

Well, I don't need to worry about doing that. But did he even know before this?