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[jailbirds]

[ you may have seen some posters appearing around the campus. well, a copy of those posters is showing up on the university's online network today. ]

Comments

[yumadbro]

Uh...

[jailbirds]

Yeah, don't you fuck him either, you homo.

[ she has no idea who yu is. ]

[novicius]

Amico, she's lying.

[novicius]

[afshjgfashgjafsghjk OH JESUS CHRIST.

WELP.

GUESS WHO IS PARKOURING AROUND THE CAMPUS AND TEARING THESE FUCKERS DOWN LIKE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF STYLE? THIS GUY. DAMMIT MINATSUKI.]

[jailbirds]

[ oh my god she's sitting on a rooftop to get the best view of this and just laughing really hard. ]

[cravats]

Spreading unfounded rumours is not the purpose of this network.

[jailbirds]

They ain't unfounded. Do you have any idea where that guy's dick has been? I'm just doing a public service here.

[novicius]

Grazie. This is absolutely ridicolo and a bunch of lies!

[denies]

Thanks for the warning. [ obviously sarcastic. way too obviously. ]

[jailbirds]

Well, I know how you were thinking about riding him next, so - !

[novicius]

And obviously she's lying.

[second_star]

[ Oh God save him. ]

[jailbirds]

Mou, do you think I should have given more details? It seems like people are still confused...

[novicius]

[8| THIS FACE, YURI. THIS. FACE.]

[heavenlyhome]

Oh, goodness. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he's gone to the clinic, at least.

[jailbirds]

Are you kidding? He's definitely just gonna go stick his dick in something else now.

[novicius]

She's good at lying, isn't she?

[disarmingsmile]

How crude.

[Brb reporting this post.]

[jailbirds]

Aah, I see. So you want all the poor, unaware girls to get syphilis, is that it?

[iwontforgivethis]

... How do you even know that?

[jailbirds]

Obviously, I made the mistake of fucking him myself!

[ blatant lies. ]

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[p_a_r_a_d_o_x]

Thank you for the warning. [He couldn't sounds more bored, honestly.]

[jailbirds]

No problem. I know how popular he is with all the fags.

[glimmerous_fop]

Oh? Now I think this is a rumor worth investigating.

[jailbirds]

Yeah, well, it's a ruined rumour now. That stupid ass.

[chestboard]

Shit! What'd the guy do?

[jailbirds]

Do I need a reason?

He called me flat-chested.

[smilingfatality]

While the warning might seem nice, is this really necessary? It wouldn't be right to alarm the public.

[novicius]

No, it is not. Especially when it is not true.

[everything_is_dangerous]

Oh, dear. What did he do this time?

[novicius]

Me? I did not do anything!

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[scanningutterly]

You couldn't come up with something more original?

[text]

[novicius]

Does it matter when it is not true?