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[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, 2o.
iit'2 been a couple of week2, and now the communiity'2 pii22iing me off agaiin by 2tiickiing iit'2 cartiilagiinou2 nub iin my bu2iine22.
ii really need two u2e my head2et, 2o maybe a po2t wiill work.

2o, nookwiipe2, what'2 up?

been a couple of viiru2e2 that ii mii22ed, huh?
2plendiid.
ii've been 2pendiing tiime hangiing out wiith ff, and kiickiing the nook of a certaiin de2perate fii2h-faced lo2er.
iit'2 probably the happiie2t ii've been iin my liife.
undoubtedly thiing2 are about two take a downturn.

fuck, ii probably need a better que2tiion, huh?
how about thii2.

what kiind2 of game2 do you guy2 liike?

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[just gonna assume this is post-virus]

[whysomean]

Woah, hey, back up!

Vampire queen, not a human.

[works for me hehe]

[thekidsare0kay]

woah, really?
ii'm 2o iimpre22ed, really.
what'2 a vampiire?

[whysomean]

What're you, besides really bad at the whole sarcasm thing?

[thekidsare0kay]

ii'm the be2t at 2arca2m.
ii'm totally the 2arca2m ma2ter, actually.
on a daiily ba2ii2 ii 2pank 2arca2m'2 a22 and make iit cry.
a2 demon2trated by what ii ju2t 2aiid.

ii'm a troll, actually, thank2 for a2kiing.

[whysomean]

Dang, you shouldn't be so mean to sarcasm like that. It'll blog about you in one of these journal things.

You're kinda tiny looking for a troll.

[thekidsare0kay]

oh come on!
2arca2m ii2 beggiing for iit.

ii'm young, okay.
ii'll grow.

[whysomean]

Look at it with its beady judgey eyes.

And trolls type with 2s. Got it.

[thekidsare0kay]

iit'2 practiically beggiing two be punii2hed.

and vampiire2 2ometiime2 type wiith 3'2.
except every troll type2 diifferently.
we have a quiirk that reflect2 u2, and ii happen two liike dualiity a whole hell of a lot.

[whysomean]

Someone's gotta show it who's boss, am I right?

Yep. We can also float and creep around on people.

Really? I'd have thought you'd be in two minds about it.

[thekidsare0kay]

riight.
iit'2 totally my biitch.

huh, 2ound2 famiiliiar.
ii can float.
though ii'm not a creeper.

you know, 2ometiime2 ii thiink maybe beiing so iintwo dualiity ii2 really lame and ii 2hould ju2t giive iit up.
but ii'm not really ready two do that.

[whysomean]

You sure you're not? 'Cause it can sometimes sneak up on people.

Two difficult?

[thekidsare0kay]

totally 2ure.
ii'm pretty 2neaky, two.

...riight.

[whysomean]

Oh yeah?

It's hard to resist, okay.

[thekidsare0kay]

no, no, that wa2 cool.
ii approve.

[whysomean]

It's hard two tell from the sarcasm master.

But yeah, alright.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, iit'2 all about the 2ubtletiie2.
not everyone get2 iit liike ii do.

[whysomean]

You can only add finger quotes so much.

[thekidsare0kay]

oh yeah, for 2ure.
prong2 get tiired after a whiile.

[whysomean]

Or your eyes'll roll right out of your head.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, you've got two be careful of tho2e rolliing 2iight orb2!

[whysomean]

Way too easy to get carried away.

[thekidsare0kay]

ii know thii2 better than anyone.

2o you never really 2aiid what a vampiire ii2 liike.

[whysomean]

Well, there's the floating, the creeping, the burning in the sun, and the turning into bats stuff.

[thekidsare0kay]

dude, anyone can float, creep, and burn iin the 2un.

but turniing iintwo bat2?
awe2ome!
ii want two 2ee that.

[voice -> video]

[whysomean]

You got it. Just a sec.

[Boop. Webcam turn on. And now, instead of a floaty Vampire Queen with black hair, we have a weird looking bat. She doesn't so much poof as shrink down and shape change.]