Merry Go Round Broke--ohcrapitsavampiregetinthecar - Video

[mahou_shounen]

Guys?

Guys I need help.

Quick: how do I deal with a final-boss level vampire with massive amounts of ice magic and the disposition to drain me dry?

I think I'm in trouble.

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[mahou_shounen]

Fairly aware of that fact. Ugh... this is going to be a pain.

[papshooshing]

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE REALLY A HUMAN TEACHER.
THAT'S WHAT HUMANS CALL THOSE WHO SCHOOLFED OTHERS, RIGHT?

[mahou_shounen]

Yes I am a human teacher. A young human teacher but all the same.

[papshooshing]

WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE, WHO IS OLDER THAN YOU, BE GOING TO ONE OF THESE SESSIONS?

[mahou_shounen]

My dad apparently put a curse on her that kept her in school.

[papshooshing]

SO SHE'S BEEN IN SCHOOL THIS ENTIRE TIME?

[mahou_shounen]

For about fifteen years or so.

[papshooshing]

AND NO ONE'S NOTICED HOW?

[mahou_shounen]

I'm pretty sure that the teachers know about Evangeline.

[papshooshing]

AND THEY AREN'T DOING ANYTHING TO HELP YOU IN YOUR TIME OF NEED?

[mahou_shounen]

I asked the headmaster. They're well aware of the Evangeline situation and "have it under control".

[usedshooshpap]

OH YEAH. IT SURE SEEMS UNDER CONTROL.
MMHMM.

[mahou_shounen]

Sadly that's the answer they gave.