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[internetfamous]

Helpful Advice from Golubaeser Asako

it has come to my attention that peopls have had there hearts broken lately, v-day came and went according to this community and they feel the sting of it!! i scrolled through everything and saw what hapened with those red strings!

[she thought it was quite an interesting show.]

im here to tell you that you dont have anything to worry about! this is my advice corner, comment here with your troubles and ill solve it the best i can!!

ahahaha dont be shy i wont bite at all (´･ω･｀)

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[justforyou]

You're supposed to be an expert on love?

[internetfamous]

i understnd the hearts of many!

[justforyou]

... You're not a fraud are you?

[internetfamous]

of course not i hate liars!

[mariannethree]

If one did not have a red string, does that mean one is safe from romance?

[internetfamous]

safe? no! none are safe from the clutches of romance!

you mustnt run ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[mariannethree]

Oh dear. Is there any way to mitigate the effects if one cannot physically run?

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[hasdoneit]

[He can't believe what he's seeing right now.]

golubaeser? love advice? ...are you really doing this?

[internetfamous]

are you here for advice

or here to ask questions

[hasdoneit]

as if any of that matters right now!

what i'm wondering is what you're trying to achieve with this.

[spiritually]

What's a golubaeser?

[internetfamous]

it's a me!

＼(＾▽＾*) (*＾▽＾)／

[spiritually]

Oh, it's your name?

[ What... kind of name.. ]

anon;

[dualer]

um... i have a crush on this girl who i've known for a long time, but i don't think she'll ever notice me as more than a friend, so i guess - how do you think i can get her attention?

[internetfamous]

[finally someone is taking this serious!]

ohohoho! excellent question Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

girls tend to like guys that seem reliable and dependable, also dont come on too strong! being too pushy might scare her away. try and ask her out a lot but dont make it overly obvious that its a date

after youve hung out a lot and gotten even closer, a simple confession will do! tell her how you feel! a determined guy is something any girl has to admire

anon;

[dualer]

thank you!! ＼（＾ ＾）／ you're really good at this.

[ he tends to think that emoticons are just for girls, but she seems to like them a lot, so he'll use them too. ]

now i just have to think of some good things that we can do together... she's pretty popular, too, so maybe i should try to be a little bit fast so that another guy doesn't ask her out first?

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[juicy_egotist]

My date was good. How do I go about getting another?

[internetfamous]

did you like the person you were with?

ask them out then!

[juicy_egotist]

ask them out? very well. I Beet J Stag will ask Setsuna Higashi out once more.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

People keep saying I have a harem. How can I get them to stop?

[internetfamous]

of course, this question

are you seeing anyone right now?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Yes.

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[selene]

Oh, me, me, pick me! [ .. subtle, Usagi.. ] Come on, meeee! I need it..!

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[internetfamous]

[So sorry Usagi, but she's too shy to come off of text here, forever hiding behind the computer.]

tell me of your troubles young one!

[selene]

[ It's okay, Usagi compensates with how overly outgoing she is.. Besides, this makes it more mysterious! ]

How do I get the cute guy at the arcade to notice me?! .. Oh, oh, and how do you get meanie guys to stop noticing you? Both of those!