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[promisedknight]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I need roommate advice.

Somehow, Yui's aunt got it in her head that Kido and I should share her spare room. Admittedly, I didn't want Kido to end up living with Yui and getting an advantage, but I didn't mean I would move in too.

I still haven't tried to kill him yet, but he's snoring right now, and I'm not sure how well I'm going to hold to that promise. Also, I think Yui's going to kill me before the end of the week if this keeps up.

Comments

video;

[jailbirds]

Definitely kill him.

Re: video;

[promisedknight]

That didn't pan out. I need Yui's help, and she made it clear what'll happen if I try again.

[jailbirds]

Aah, what a pain... Gag him, then?

[promisedknight]

I'm running out of things to hit him with. There's not a lot of room in here to keep much.

[jailbirds]

I guess you're shit out of luck, huh. Sucks to be you.

[promisedknight]

No kidding.

[nowarningshots]

Just kick his ass. You can do that without killing him.

[promisedknight]

I've already started charging him money. But that might work. I don't have to save him from every Monster he gets in trouble with.

[...Did they just agree on something?]

[nowarningshots]

Oh, charging him, that's a good one! But yeah, kid should be able to defend himself anyway, right? Y'can't be there to bail him out every time. Besides, if you beat him up, you're training him two! Two birds with one stone!

[Do you hear that? That's the sound of flying pigs ice-skating in hell.]

[promisedknight]

You might have a point.

[...Aw crap. The universe just divided by zero.]

[nowarningshots]

Right? Sometimes you just gotta give someone that extra push if they're not strong enough on their own. And sometimes, that push has to be a little violent!

[promisedknight]

And it's not like he knows how to take a hint.

[nowarningshots]

Yeah, that's the part where ya throw subtlety out the window. If he won't listen, you make him.

[promisedknight]

Might be the only way with him.