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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[hunterofpeace]

It never leaves you alone. [His voice is exaggeratedly whiney.] It follows you forever. And ever.

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[otaku_badass]

Shit. Then I guess there hasn't been a way to get it to stop? Which means I stuck in this situation for now. Well I guess introductions at this point are necessary. Travis Touchdown.

[hunterofpeace]

Hello. I'm Vash.

It goes away sometimes but then it sneaks back up on you out of nowhere. Scary.

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[otaku_badass]

Scary? No more like it's fucking annoying. There are things scarier than this.

[hunterofpeace]

Oooohhh... like what?

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[otaku_badass]

Me, when I'm broke.

[hunterofpeace]

I'm safe. I'm always broke too, hahahahaha!

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[otaku_badass]

Ha ha. Then I guess we're both scary guys then. Man, I could go for a drink after today.

[hunterofpeace]

It's too bad we're not in the same place. I can always go for a drink.

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[otaku_badass]

Well maybe. Where are you at? I could always use a drinking buddy.

[hunterofpeace]

[He deflates.]

On a sand steamer.

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[otaku_badass]

What's that?

[hunterofpeace]

A steamer that runs across sand.

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[otaku_badass]

I do live in a city with of a desert on one side. Are you in California?

[Ah great he's holding the idiot ball. At this point spelling it out to him would help.]

[hunterofpeace]

[Instead, he'll just get random blinking.] Do a lot of people name their sand steamers?

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[otaku_badass]

[Confused Travis is confused.]

Umm... not unless the steamer is a land mass the that is part of a country.

[hunterofpeace]

...No?

[Confused Travis, meet confused Vash.] It's transportation in which the brave captains brave the vast desert!

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[otaku_badass]

A vehicle then? No where on Earth have I ever heard of one. A ship that sails on sand but not water, sounds badass.

[hunterofpeace]

It's not really. It's cramped and the food isn't good at all!

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[otaku_badass]

Man, my home town is shit but at least I can live comfortably there.

[hunterofpeace]

I can live comfortably too! Some places have beautiful women, good drinks, and the best food!

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[otaku_badass]

Now that does sound like a paradise.

[hunterofpeace]

But first I have to get off the ship. It's so boring in heeeere.

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[otaku_badass]

Man, it really sounds like you need a beer right now.

[hunterofpeace]

[Nod nod.]

You're a very smart and perceptive man.