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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[glimmerous_fop]

It's difficult to explain, they're not computer viruses or viruses that effect your health...these viruses manipulate your life in different ways. They can effect everything from personality, to your appearance, your gender, or create situations that are illusions. Like you might be in love with someone you're not, or imbued with powers you don't normally have. It depends and the kicker is in half of the situations you believe it is all real.

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[otaku_badass]

._.

You've got to be fucking shitting me!

[glimmerous_fop]

...[Did you just text a face at him? That was...unexpected.]

I wish that I was, Herr. In fact you came at a good time, we just had a virus so at least you'll have some breathing room and time to acquaint yourself with this place before the next bomb is dropped.

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[otaku_badass]

[When one face is not enough...]

Can they be avoided?

[glimmerous_fop]

If the community decides to pass over you...and you have a lot of luck.

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[otaku_badass]

Dammit.