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[otaku_badass]

Okay first my TV showed a duck and wouldn't go away so I unplugged it, next my cell phone wouldn't work due to the same duck showing on its screen so I had to turn it off, then I went outside and found that you asses posted a duck on any flat surface you could find, now I'm back on my phone and I want to know some things.

First: What is your fucking problem?
Second: How the hell are you doing this?

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[otaku_badass]

._.

You've got to be fucking shitting me!

[glimmerous_fop]

...[Did you just text a face at him? That was...unexpected.]

I wish that I was, Herr. In fact you came at a good time, we just had a virus so at least you'll have some breathing room and time to acquaint yourself with this place before the next bomb is dropped.

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[otaku_badass]

[When one face is not enough...]

Can they be avoided?

[glimmerous_fop]

If the community decides to pass over you...and you have a lot of luck.

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[otaku_badass]

Dammit.