Drunk~

[chuanifrinn]

Best. Day. Ever. [yeah something’s not quite with this here Lancer in this here video…or less right than usual…it could be the jolly appearance, it could be that he was randomly pointing at nothing in particular…or that his index finger just kept missing the screen.] Oh my butterfly! Oh shite was that poetry…I should write a book…one of those big ass books of poetry they teach in universities…people’ll need a reference to go with it…but you can open it up anywhere and the magic’ll just touch you…

…Oi, oi! What were we talking about…[he’s losing track of his own thoughts, this is so great]…oh right…butterflies…they’re awesome…I saw that word somewhere, s’a good thing awesome…bunnies are feckin’ awesome…you can find bunnies on this nexus thing…pictures of bunnies…lots of bunnies...BUNNY!…But you know you find a lot of really bizarre shite as well…

Look at this!





Bazett…in a dress…so cute…just don’t look too hard or you’ll have me on your hands.



What kind of fecked up nexus is this, don’t they know Cu Chulainn is a man! I would know, I’ve met him…the bastard…



He’s thinking it, I’m just saying it…my boobs were bigger.



I’m torn…do we eat it or put it in a cage an call it Fluffy?



Oi! It’s Issei’s head floating in a little box...why is your head floating in a box? Is it a riddle... Eiffel Tower code for something? …I’m too drunk for this...



If that’s the spear I think it is you should be inducted into the club! You’re a Lancer, it's official!



Holy goose little brother! If the fish in your world are really this big, we’re going fishing there!



[There is nothing for this outside of hysterical laughter…and collapsing into a fit of hysterical laughter. And that’s where the feed ends.]





[ooc: So for the first few days Lancer will be experiencing the glorious Drunk virus…since drunkenness is a rare thing for him he will be enjoying this and he’ll probably add alcohol to the mix as well…because it’ll be an authentic drunken Irishman experience for him.]

Comments

[promisedknight]

...How can you be this drunk and still manage to post?

[chuanifrinn]

Don't you know who I am!?

[promisedknight]

A drunk idiot. A noble gentleman who had too much to drink.

...what was that.

[chuanifrinn]

Where there's a will an' a drone, there's a way buster~!

Hn?

[promisedknight]

This is ridiculous puppies.

[He promptly groans and facepalms.]

[unknownrival]

Should I laugh or cry?

[chuanifrinn]

You should laugh, it'll be good for your health and the little bean!

[unknownrival]

I'll try to laugh then.

[chuanifrinn]

Good good good...

...Found pictures of a fetus and it looked like a lima bean...did you know that?

[aquaticrush]

Um.

[aquaticrush]

What was any of that?

[chuanifrinn]

Just stuff, you know, this place spits a lotta stuff out.

[Video]

[papillio_tempestatis]

[Butterfly is trying not to smile.]

You seem to be enjoying yourself a lot more than I was in that condition.

[Video]

[chuanifrinn]

[Do it, he won't be insulted.]

'Cause we don't get drunk so easily, y'know I forgot how interestin' it could be!

[Video]

[papillio_tempestatis]

"We?"

[That kind of makes her think he's seeing double of himself, but she rejects that idea as kind of stupid.]

Mm, I don't know, the last time I was affected by that things were a bit of a mess all the way around. Though that wasn't just being drunk that did that. I suppose it can be interesting, though.

[Video]

[chuanifrinn]

We...we...like Servant types...people who are like me...

Oh-ho, so what else happened if you weren't just drunk...because this is a happy feeling!

[trustmybase]

So, I am very much confused by a lot of this but you must be the guy the roses were for. The you without the boobs.

[chuanifrinn]

If you're confused you're in good company...

...the roses...were there roses? Y'know I don't remember any roses...

[trustmybase]

Something tells me there's a lot of holes in your memory right now.

The blue haired guy in the picture...Issei, right?

[chuanifrinn]

You know...that's possible. It'll explain the roses.

Hn...yeah...that'd be him...you talking about the roses with the vases incident?

video

[answerer_sword]

Butterflies and bunnies are cute. I'd like to hug them.

[Bazett too is...very, very drunk thanks to the virus.]

But wha's with the picture.

[She squints at the one with her.]

And hey how'd you get that?

[She looks down at her body.]

Why am I not wearing something that cute right now?

[And speaking of cute...]

But I say we definitely put Diarmuid in a cage and call him fluffy!

video

[chuanifrinn]

You too? Puppies too, lots of puppies...I wonder why I didn't think of them before!

[Oh happy virus day.]

Isn't it a great picture, I found it, it's cute, you'd look cute in that dress...we should find one!

[And after one thoughtful moment.]

Ooooh...maybe someone on the community can make one!

[Oh gods what is this random change in topic.]

He's so damn Fluffy~!

should we apologize to Nao right about now?

[answerer_sword]

[She nods eagerly. In her drunk state, all these suggestions sound perfect.]

We should, we should! I bet the puppies would like you a lot. And this community has everyone who can do everything so maybe we can find a dress like that too. And I'd say he's fluffy, especially the hair.

...Have you ever touched his hair?

probably lol

[chuanifrinn]

[She's in good company because he feels the same way.]

I want a puppy farm...

...Oh, yeah, I have. Don't think he liked it much being mussed up...kind of like a cat being pet backwards.