Drunk~

[chuanifrinn]

Best. Day. Ever. [yeah something’s not quite with this here Lancer in this here video…or less right than usual…it could be the jolly appearance, it could be that he was randomly pointing at nothing in particular…or that his index finger just kept missing the screen.] Oh my butterfly! Oh shite was that poetry…I should write a book…one of those big ass books of poetry they teach in universities…people’ll need a reference to go with it…but you can open it up anywhere and the magic’ll just touch you…

…Oi, oi! What were we talking about…[he’s losing track of his own thoughts, this is so great]…oh right…butterflies…they’re awesome…I saw that word somewhere, s’a good thing awesome…bunnies are feckin’ awesome…you can find bunnies on this nexus thing…pictures of bunnies…lots of bunnies...BUNNY!…But you know you find a lot of really bizarre shite as well…

Look at this!





Bazett…in a dress…so cute…just don’t look too hard or you’ll have me on your hands.



What kind of fecked up nexus is this, don’t they know Cu Chulainn is a man! I would know, I’ve met him…the bastard…



He’s thinking it, I’m just saying it…my boobs were bigger.



I’m torn…do we eat it or put it in a cage an call it Fluffy?



Oi! It’s Issei’s head floating in a little box...why is your head floating in a box? Is it a riddle... Eiffel Tower code for something? …I’m too drunk for this...



If that’s the spear I think it is you should be inducted into the club! You’re a Lancer, it's official!



Holy goose little brother! If the fish in your world are really this big, we’re going fishing there!



[There is nothing for this outside of hysterical laughter…and collapsing into a fit of hysterical laughter. And that’s where the feed ends.]





[ooc: So for the first few days Lancer will be experiencing the glorious Drunk virus…since drunkenness is a rare thing for him he will be enjoying this and he’ll probably add alcohol to the mix as well…because it’ll be an authentic drunken Irishman experience for him.]

Comments

[chuanifrinn]

But you know other things too...so like...a teacher of all trades.

[unknownrival]

I'm talking to you once you're sober.

[chuanifrinn]

Oh Lugh no, not sober, please not sober! This should last...I'm the happiest little drunkaholic in the world...

[unknownrival]

You're scaring me.

[chuanifrinn]

Nonono don't be afraid, these are good times~!

[unknownrival]

If you insist...

[chuanifrinn]

In this case...I must! It's a rare occasion...and oh...the world is spinning...have you ever felt the world spin...it's all good fun.

[Don't worry, but tomorrow it'll all be over and he'll remember none of it.]

[unknownrival]

Usually, Cu Chulainn, that's a bad sign.

[chuanifrinn]

Only if it goes too face, right now the pace is pretty good.

[unknownrival]

I hope you don't fall over.

[chuanifrinn]

My balance is...impeccable...impec...ca...ble...that's a funny word.

[unknownrival]

...Yes, yes it is.

[chuanifrinn]

Like lettuce...what's your funny word?

[unknownrival]

Colonoscopy.

[chuanifrinn]

Damn...that's a good one!

[unknownrival]

Certainly better than supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

[chuanifrinn]

That's not a word!

[unknownrival]

Is so.

[chuanifrinn]

No way!

[unknownrival]

I speak only truth.

[chuanifrinn]

I wanna speak to a dictionary!

[unknownrival]

You can't. They don't talk.

[chuanifrinn]

Sure they do, they've got words.

[unknownrival]

That's different.

[chuanifrinn]

It's all language.