[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[tenminutes]

I do know you. Not intimately, but I've talked to you multiple times, you know.

Besides, what if I need someone to interact with Greed for whatever reason? That's a questionable activity at best. You're perfectly suited for that.

[glimmerous_fop]

If you need me to ask Greed for favors or act as a mediator or something of that nature I could do that with mixed results. Anything that involves sneaking, tricking, or lying to him...I can't help you with that.

[tenminutes]

I don't need to sneak around, trick or lie to him. Harmless and amusing pranks might be fun though.

[glimmerous_fop]

Well it really depends, I'm quite fond of Greed, but I also like to play him very carefully.

[tenminutes]

Being fond of Greed is more reason to mess with him isn't it?

[ Otherwise it wouldn't be half as fun and she wouldn't put up with him making weird comments all the time. ]

[glimmerous_fop]

Well let's put it this way, I've learned that Greed has his limits when it comes to messing with him. I've also learned that Greed can be lighter on the consequences when it comes to women.

[tenminutes]

Already being dead probably helps me out too, plus I can totally kick his ass.

[glimmerous_fop]

The fact that Greed would hit me before even touching a girl puts me in the dangerous position.

[tenminutes]

Oh man up. What's a good friendship without a few fist fights?

[glimmerous_fop]

Maybe you should be the one dating him. Besides, I abhor violence and I don't have accelerated healing. If I'm hideously disfigured there's very little I can do about it.

1/2

[tenminutes]

I've got my own idiot to deal with. Sure you can, there's probably people with magic on the community there's--

[tenminutes]

Wait, you're dating him!? Someone's actually willingly dating him!?

[glimmerous_fop]

Let me put it another way, I'm not interested in that kind of pain.

And I wouldn't call it dating, it's more complicated than that...but I don't want delve into that topic to any real extent. Ask me how much I care about him and I would have to say deeply.

[tenminutes]

So you love him but you're well aware that he will sleep with anything that had two legs and is upfront about whether or not they have manbits. You're obviously interested in some kind of pain.

[glimmerous_fop]

I never said I was healthy.

[tenminutes]

It was just an observation. As a dead person in a presently rocky relationship with a person who I actually want to punch in the face but am instead sleeping with his sister instead of him [ actual sleeping not sex ], I'm not judging.

[glimmerous_fop]

Sounds like you've got plenty on your plate already.

[tenminutes]

The fact that it's a plate instead of a smorgasbord just goes to show how far I've come.

[glimmerous_fop]

Sounds like quite an accomplishment.

[tenminutes]

Either way, Greed sounds like a pain in the ass to care about like that.

[glimmerous_fop]

You think I should be nominated for Sainthood, ja? He's challenging...he can also be surprising as well.

[tenminutes]

You'd have my vote. I know he can be surprising though, I wouldn't put up with him if he weren't. Liking him like that's another thing though-- how did that happen?

[glimmerous_fop]

Well, it happened over a long period of time. He's saved my life and taken care of me on a number of occasions...it's hard to say how, it's one of those things that just is, ja?

[tenminutes]

Huh. He must care about you too if he's bothering to go that far.

[glimmerous_fop]

I like to think that's what it means...but he has this thing about keeping me in the dark.