text; action for minatsuki (backdated to the beginning of the virus)

[shinjaeba]

You know something? This virus is actually putting me in a good mood.

Finally, one that's not lame. This one's really hilarious. I want to hear all the stories, okay? Just remember to be creative with this one.

Comments

text forever--evatrice doesn't conform to your stupid rules!

[shinjaeba]

Very thoroughly.

[Brainwashing.]

[tenminutes]

That's not a real answer.

[shinjaeba]

Eh, you don't have to worry about it.

[tenminutes]

And yet.

[shinjaeba]

I said I wouldn't kill her.

[tenminutes]

That doesn't mean much coming from you.

[shinjaeba]

What would?

[tenminutes]

"Minatsuki is completely safe physically and mentally." In red or something.

[shinjaeba]

Why would I use the red truth with you?

[tenminutes]

You asked what would sound convincing, I just answered.

[shinjaeba]

Well, I'm not going to do it.

[tenminutes]

So you're not promising that you won't hurt her then?

[shinjaeba]

I won't touch her.

[tenminutes]

You think Battler hasn't bullshitted me with red text before? [ He made her think that he was dead already for a while, she nearly wanted to kill him for it. She doesn't trust red text unless it's very specifically what she wants it to be. ] I don't have to touch you to shoot you, I'm sure there are plenty of things you could do to her otherwise especially with this virus.

[shinjaeba]

Maybe but you said you wanted red text so I gave it to you. Simple as that.

[tenminutes]

Well, at least I know you won't touch her yourself. Not that it's much consolation.

[shinjaeba]

It's something, isn't it?

[tenminutes]

[ No. ]

Oh absolutely.

[shinjaeba]

Did you really expect any more than that from me?

[tenminutes]

Not really, no.

[shinjaeba]

See, I'm not disappointing you, then.

[tenminutes]

You have to actually have hope for someone to get disappointed over them, you know.

[shinjaeba]

If anything, this is just going to show you how creative I can be about punishment games.

[tenminutes]

It's not a punishment game if there's nothing to punish for, remember?

[shinjaeba]

Who says there isn't?