[ as if it's being recorded on a particularly bad camera, the video shakes and flickers. Bursts of static dart through the frames, sometimes obscuring parts of the view. But, if you try, you can make out most of it.

A darkened theater, large and grand. Two people sit in the audience, the empty seats around them almost swallowing them up. One is not from the community, though its members might have seen that person before. Another Ushiromiya, by the name of Lion.

The other one.. is Ange.

( She didn't elope. WARNING: GORE )

I only have to ask this question because somebody is too stupid to realize the truth. Who do you like better: me or her?

Mother's Day is coming up soon, isn't it?

((Assume all the responses come from an unrelated account "thegoldenrule". Also, if needed, this is backdated before any Umineko update madness that may or may not be happening soon.))

Hey...let's play a game, community. I have lots of ideas.

This really isn't helping anything.

[A woman begins talking; it sounds like Eva-Beatrice but it's older.]

Using a computer should increase profits, not decrease them. You put in minimal effort and get as much profit as you can. It's one of the basic formulas. After all, that's what drives invention. You can't carry something? You invent the wheel. Can't catch food? You invent the spear.

[She sighs.] But I digress. Would someone be so kind to help me with this issue? If only so that I don't have to call someone outside the company. It would be bad for our image, unfortunately.

[The post is edited with an additional voice message.]

I wasn't clear; I don't want to use this community. While there's no doubt there is some money to be made, I would rather use my computer to continue to manage my company. I'm sure you understand.

((OOC: All responses will be voice and with the fake account 'thegoldenrule', if I forget to mention it. Eva-Beatrice is trying to go under cover so feel free to try to call her out on it...try is the key word, here.))

I think the universe has some sick joke about me and wells.

I mean come on! Three times it's happened. Falling down a well once is bad enough, but three times.

This doesn't happen to anyone else, does it?

[Some might recognize this woman who was walking around during the virus, generally being a pain or recognize the child-like icon attached to the post. The background is that of a forest, wild with no trace of humans anywhere. If a person strains they can hear seagulls in the distance. Maybe it's an island?

The woman opens and closes her fan quickly.] Is this some sort of game? Battler-kuuun? Ange-chan? Lady Lambdadelta? Lady Bernkastel? It's a bit boring, if it is. There was no point to that delusion, nor no point keeping me like her. [The fan opens again. She fans herself just once, then it vanishes.] I'm sure Eva would agree that my running around looking like her isn't a great idea.

Though, of course, I'm sure the great ladies might find it amusing. [There's an inflection on the word 'great'. It's clear that this person doesn't mean any respect at all.] Ah - it's so annoying.

[The woman seems to vanish and the camera focuses on no one. Even so, someone speaks. It might be mistaken for the voice of the woman before but it sounds much younger.] Much better. Look up here, okay?

[And the camera seems to back up, to tilt upwards. A kid is floating a few feet in the air. Her posture is the exact same as the woman from before. She twirls in the air (as if to prove that, yes, she's really floating) and does a little curtsy.]

I should properly introduce myself, okay? It's boring but it'd be 'rude' not to. Name's EVA-Beatrice, the Endless and Golden Witch! Just Beatrice will work, okay. Maybe one day I'll play a game with you... It'll be so much fun. Maybe I'll even grant a dream or two - heh. It'll be fun.