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anon;

[tenminutes]

Uwah, a virgin pervert. It makes sense now.. Well, you are at that age.

Re: anon;

[dual_wield_hax]

I am so not a pervert. Virgin maybe but not a pervert.

anon;

[tenminutes]

Both, you already outed yourself. I'll bet at night you turn off the censor option and go find yourself some ladies in town and go

/wigglebrows

Re: anon;

[dual_wield_hax]

You do realize it's less of a censor than it is a "allow sexual intercourse in-game to happen" thing right?

not here 1/2

[tenminutes]

[ YURI'S JUST STARING AT HER SCREEN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK NOW ]

ok here now but she forgets to turn anon on so non-anon..

[tenminutes]

What the hell kind of function is that!?

woot

[dual_wield_hax]

... I thought it was you.

And yeah, SAO has a adult content filter. Turns off interaction with drugs, alcohol and sex. Mine is off obviously. Because I'm a "pervert".

No seriously, it's still turned on.

[tenminutes]

[ Oh. Shit. oops. Oh well, it's too late now. ]

I'd just like to point out that you decided it was a good idea to play a game that hooks up to your nervous system and you can have sex in willingly and didn't think "I wonder why they have a sex option when it's not like we're going to be stuck in here for a long time so people can just go get laid normally."

[ So she says, but she's really honestly just freaking out because why is that even in the game ]

[dual_wield_hax]

It's not like they're saying "come in, we have consequence free bangings" or something. Seriously, it's not that big of a deal. I drink once in a while at the tavern and turn it off there. But that's only once in a while.

[tenminutes]

So you do turn it off sometimes!

[ THIS IS CLEARLY KIRITO'S FAULT and yuri is clearly only listening to part of what he's saying. ]

Pervert. P-E-R-V-E-R-T.

[dual_wield_hax]

Man aren't you... oh that's right you're NOT listening to me.

Why do I even bother? It's not like I go around with a girl on my arm every place I go.

[tenminutes]

You know what, I'll correct myself. Whoever invented the game is a pervert. Who the hell would put that kind of a function in the game? You're still a minor pervert for knowingly playing a sex game [ yes it's a sex game now ] but the guy who invented it is ten times worse, even without the evil kill-everyone plan.

[dual_wield_hax]

He wanted a realistic world. It's not like he could invent virtual pregnancy though.

[Kirito you are not making this better.]

[tenminutes]

The fact that you're thinking about getting people pregnant in a game makes it even worse, you know! I didn't even consider that!

[ Dead people can't make life, so she pretty much just had completely dismissed it as anything she needed to think about. ]

[dual_wield_hax]

It's not like we can't pop out little npcs and all!

[Totally losing all sanity, in three...] Didn't you do it before?

1/2

[tenminutes]

User tenminutes has signed off.

[ she knocked her laptop over in a fit of tsun shut up ]

[tenminutes]

[ Then once she manages to save her laptop. ]

I'm not talking about whether or not I have or haven't with you! It's none of your business and at least if I did it would be in real life!

[dual_wield_hax]

[His expression softens a little.]

Sorry, I didn't think.

... wait, you'd do it with me?

[tenminutes]

When did I say that!?

[ WHAT THE HELL KIRITO ]

With Battler! If I did it'd be with Battler and I'm still on the edge of wanting to punch him in the face right now so no one is having sex with me! Ever! Where the hell did you thinking I would do it with you come from!? You're lucky you're stuck in a video game right now or I'd kill you for even suggesting it.

[dual_wield_hax]

It was YOUR wording that tripped me up! Geez seriously!

I know you've got Battler and all but you should at least make up with him.

[tenminutes]

I didn't have any weird wording, your brain jumped weird places!

[ Congratulations, Kirito. You've official become a pervert in her head. She was just joking before, but it's for real now. ]

Battler isn't getting any anyway. Like I said, I'm swearing myself completely off of it. I'll remain a virgin until I get reincarnated and there's nothing any of you perverts can do about it.

[ The point at which Kirito ruins Battler's sex life because Yuri's crazy.. ]

[dual_wield_hax]

It so did not. Well maybe a little but seriously.

Well that's your decision and good on you for that. I'm sure you can have a relationship anyhow without having to do that.

[At which point Kirito becomes the next Yuri Lowell.]

[tenminutes]

I'm becoming a nun.

[dual_wield_hax]

Well if you become a nun then all's well, right?

Seriously, sorry. I just didn't think.

[tenminutes]

I'm demoting Greed from number 1 pervert, you're number 1. At least he doesn't think I'd actually do it with him the second I don't specifically say Battler's name.