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[guardiss]

[ unlike most posts going up on the network today, "Alviss" doesn't seem much different, at first. somewhat uncomfortable, perhaps. annoyed, definitely. but not so different. ]

This was not what I expected upon waking up this morning. [ a short sigh. ] Community, this is Arturia Pendragon, also known by the class name Saber, speaking. It would seem that the latest virus has also struck myself and Alviss. [ frooooown. ] I must admit, it is... somewhat irritating, suddenly being trapped in another's body.

In any case, I have one or two messages. First of all, Yu, if you see this, I am fine. Please care for Alviss as long as he is with you. If this virus is like the rest, it should not last longer than a few days.

Secondly... Alviss, could you get in contact with me as soon as possible? There are some things you should know about the abilities you currently possess, as well as your current situation. I have some questions for you, as well.

Thirdly... do we have a comprehensive list of whom has swapped with whom? This situation may be far easier to manage if that becomes the case. Thank you for your time.

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[yumadbro]

. . .

Okay.

[DOESN'T EVEN BLINK.]

[guardiss]

[ bless you and your unflappable acceptance of everything weird, Master. ]

I'm sorry if this causes you any inconvenience. I don't think Alviss is used to the modern world, so there may be many things he finds strange.

[yumadbro]

It's okay, I should be able to handle it well enough. Are you sure you'll be okay?

[guardiss]

I'm sure. The situation in Alviss's world is far from ideal, but it isn't one that I'm unaccustomed to. Once I speak with him, I ought to be able to manage things here until we return to our own bodies.

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[falseblossum]

One moment...

[and sure enough, a few moments later...]

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[falseblossum]


CONFIRMED
Oriko Mikuni <-> Tsubomi Hanasaki
Kirika Kure <-> Souhei Sasahara
Saber <-> Alviss
Yuugi Mutou <-> Orimoto Izumi
Takashi Natsume <-> Sakura Kyouko
Itsuki Myoudouin <-> Aqua
Nagisa Misumi <-> Yuji
Klavier Gavin <-> Yuri Nakamura
Yayoi Kise <-> Kirby

UNCONFIRMED
Ange Uroshima <-> ?
Lucifer <-> ?
Michael <-> ?
Usagi Tsukino <-> ?
Ellie <-> ?
Jak <-> ?

NOT SWITCHED
Kaname Madoka
Yu Narukami

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[guardiss]

[ a smile makes its way onto Saber's face. ]

That was incredibly efficient of you; thank you. I suppose we will end up seeing this list grow for some time, yet.

[falseblossum]

Quite so. It would be better if we had a master list of Community-attached worlds and persons to compare off but frankly I lack the patience.

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[oceanicbreak]

I can confirm Usagi Tsukino and Miharu Minato.

I'm taking care of her body...er, that probably didn't come out the way I meant.

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[lightning_strike]

Confirming that Jak and I have been swapped. This is Perrine.

[papillio_tempestatis]

My name is Pretty Butterfly; I've switched with Michael.

If Lucifer is Michael's brother, I don't know who is currently in his body but he's rather unpleasant and not very bright.

[onlysanechimera]

Good idea.

Just to add to the list, my name is Zelgadiss Graywords and I have switched with Retasu Midorikawa.

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[regalbearing]

[ alviss doesn't even care about being in a girl's body or anything, he's just annoyed because they were so close to the war games. at least, even if it gets announced while saber is there, it shouldn't be starting right away. he'll still have time to make it to reginlief.

it's not saber's fault, though, and her questions are probably about his own powers so that she can be fully prepared, so he tries not to look too upset about this whole situation when he answers. ]

Irritating is right. I'm really starting to get tired of these interferences by the community... Tch. Not that there's anything to be done about them.

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[guardiss]

Unfortunately not. What's worse is that they so often seem to occur at the most inopportune times. I apologise if you come across any inconvenience while in my body, but I can assure you that you are in good hands with my current Master, at least. Now, let me see...

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[guardiss]

I think it would be better to have this conversation away from prying eyes, given the possible sensitivity of some of the information. We should be able to speak freely now.

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[regalbearing]

[ he looks something between surprised and curious. sensitivity? of something that she's going to tell him, or something that she's going to ask? ]

Ah... Alright. Did you want to explain your own situation here first, or ask your questions?

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[jailbirds]

.. Hey.

[ Minatsuki being extremely lineface is a sight not many people often get to see.. then again, it's weird talking to this stranger as if it's someone she knows. Oh well, she's the type to just roll with everything, either way, so she's calm like usually. ]

Must suck, being stuck in a guy's body. Have you figured out how to solve the bathroom problems yet? ... Ah, this is Ange, by the way. Guess I don't really seem like myself either.

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[guardiss]

Ah, hello, Ange... that's Minatsuki's body you are currently in, isn't it?

As for the problems you were mentioning... I must confess that this is not the first time something like this has happened.

[ Merlin was the worst. ]

[jailbirds]

Sure is. It's a real hoot, sitting around here in prison, I can tell you that much. Sitting around here doing nothing is making me never want to commit a crime. [ As if she ever would to begin with, but she's still saying it so casually.. ]

... Although I think it's probably better if I don't ask you anything about your previous adventures as a guy.

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[answerer_sword]

I am currently unswitched, Saber. I will keep an eye out to see if anyone else appears to have switched bodies.

And is Yu the one you currently reside with?

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[guardiss]

Understood. Thank you for your assistance, Bazett.

That is correct; he is my current Master.

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[answerer_sword]

So far, the switched ones I have encountered are Minatsuki with Ange and Natsume with someone else. Possibly Kyouko as Natsume's body was using her account.

I am glad his summoning ritual worked. And even happier that you now have a Master who will treat you well.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Sena-san doesn't seem to have commented yet, so I'll note that I'm actually Minazuki Karen.

[guardiss]

Noted. Are you both dealing alright with the situation?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I haven't been able to contact her yet, but I wouldn't expect anything to happen on her end, and I'm fine.