SUDDENLY TIMESKIP - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The room is brightly lit, a house in a familiar home. How much time has passed? It seems like forever since there's a school uniform clearly in view.

And then, a taller figure stretches on her chair, and laughs.] So now I know! The Internet is for Porn! Who would have thought that after all this time after access was cut off that I got it back now and the first thing I see is doujinshi?

[She swings the camera up. Oh my god it's Hayate. And she's older now. Her eyes sparkle with mischief as the swell of womanly curves in puberty are clearly shown under the sweater she's wearing.] Yohooo community! Guess who's back for round two!

Comments

[alldevouringabomination]

[Lucky woman. Kirby is perpetually stuck in childhood.]

Ee?

[This is not the Hayate Kirby met. He blinks in confusion.]

[lil_tanuki]

Oh hey little guy! Fancy seeing you again! How's things?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Please wait a moment, loading...

Kirby draws a picture of young Hayate and shows it to the present one. It's clear he has no idea what happened.

Be glad he's not assuming the worst and thinking she's possessed or something.]

[lil_tanuki]

That was five years ago Kirby. I'm 14 now and preparing to move out of my house and to Mid-Childa.

[aquaticrush]

*squeak*

[lil_tanuki]

Retasu-san! Oh it's been a while! How's the love life?

[aquaticrush]

W-w-why would you ask me that all of a sudden?

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

...Hayate-chan?

[Karen's confusion is so total that she doesn't even think to question the porn. HAYATE WHY ARE YOU BIG]

Re: [video]

[lil_tanuki]

Kaaarreeen-neee! [Hayate throws up her arms in delight.] Oh good, you're here! I can share my clothing with you now!

[video]

[oceanicbutterfly]

You can what?

What's going on here?

video;

[chestboard]

...Eeehhh?! Ehh?! Is that you, oi oi?! My little, precious, Hayate?!

Re: video;

[lil_tanuki]

Heyo! I'm not so little anymore, I've grown a few inches since we last seen each other though.

[She grins widely.] Sup?

[chestboard]

What the hell happened-?! You're a total beauty now!

[former_endboss]

You seem to have gotten bigger since I last saw you.

[lil_tanuki]

Its what happens when time passes.

[former_endboss]

Well perhaps time will pass us by again and you'll be even older next time we meet. I'm not going to change for the foreseeable future, that's for sure.

[shiningwaters]

Hayate!

[Aqua's kind of shocked silent. Give her a minute.]

[lil_tanuki]

Hiya! Wow, we could almost be hair-twins now!

[Hayate that is not the issue here.]

[shiningwaters]

[Give her a second. Slowly becoming coherent.]

This...this isn't what happened with me, is it?

[handwritten]

[mapsmikanmoney]

What?

Re: [handwritten]

[lil_tanuki]

Yep. I'm older. Time passed faster for me on my end. It's been 5 years etc etc.

[handwritten]

[mapsmikanmoney]

That's strange, but I'm just trying to figure out most of what you said.

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[playitcool]

I thought the internet was for Angry Birds and cat memes.

Re: text;

[lil_tanuki]

Depends on when you go and where you go. But I've yet to fall into the Angry Birds category yet. Cat memes I've got a hang of since I was little.

text;

[playitcool]

Since you were little? I didn't know they'd been around that long.