SUDDENLY TIMESKIP - Video

[lil_tanuki]

[The room is brightly lit, a house in a familiar home. How much time has passed? It seems like forever since there's a school uniform clearly in view.

And then, a taller figure stretches on her chair, and laughs.] So now I know! The Internet is for Porn! Who would have thought that after all this time after access was cut off that I got it back now and the first thing I see is doujinshi?

[She swings the camera up. Oh my god it's Hayate. And she's older now. Her eyes sparkle with mischief as the swell of womanly curves in puberty are clearly shown under the sweater she's wearing.] Yohooo community! Guess who's back for round two!

Comments

[aquaticrush]

What

[lil_tanuki]

I have charts. Do you want to see the charts?

[aquaticrush]

Y-you made what?

[lil_tanuki]

Charts! Like I said, I had five years to think about this.

[aquaticrush]

Why, Yagami-san...?

[lil_tanuki]

Because I want my family members to be happy.

[aquaticrush]

Family members?

[lil_tanuki]

The community practically raised me. Everyone influenced me. Made me into the girl I am today. So I want my family to be happy especially if I get cut off for that long of a time.

[aquaticrush]

Yagami-san, you're a very kind person.

[lil_tanuki]

I like to think so, even with my silly tendencies. Now c'mon, we should see if he's available for a date.

[aquaticrush]

Yagami-san! I can't!

[lil_tanuki]

Why not? He's available isn't he? Or did I miss something in the last five years?

[aquaticrush]

I don't even know if he is or not, but that isn't -- well, I guess that's sort of the point, but not really!

[lil_tanuki]

I'm sure he'd like the chance to have fun though.

[aquaticrush]

B-but.

[lil_tanuki]

Give it a try? For me? [Pouts adorably.]

[aquaticrush]

Yagami-san, please. Even obvious hints don't mean anything. I'm sure Minato-san only thinks that I'm a friend.

[lil_tanuki]

Awwww... okay. But if I timeskip another four years or something and you two aren't together, we're having words. Starting with handcuffs and shoving you two in a closet!

[aquaticrush]

Handcuffs!? Why would you even-- what would you even do with--!?

[lil_tanuki]

Why handcuff you both together and lock you into a closet silly! Isn't that how romance starts in manga?

[aquaticrush]

Don't people just want to escape then? And it would be uncomfortable, right?

[lil_tanuki]

Only if you make it uncomfortable for yourself.

[aquaticrush]

I really don't know what handcuffs and confinement have to do with romance.

[lil_tanuki]

No one ever explained the whole locked in a closet trope to you?

[aquaticrush]

Not really?