Intro - Spider Game

[blamemysister]

[Text]

We have come up with a most delightful game! It is called the Spider Game. Make note that there is only one way to win, and that is to locate us before we make our move.

This new power pleases us, and we insist on utilizing it as much as possible! The Fun will be doubled, nay, tripled with this new expansion of Equestrian shores!


[Action]

Somewhere, perhaps you're not expecting it, a invisible pony drops right atop you.

"HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECEIVE?!"

Comments

[pintsizedpyro]

Well, I don't 'xactly have access to magic here. S'all data, no magic involved.

So how the hell do I fly?

[blamemysister]

You have to will it yourself! The power of the heart will show the way. [Cheesy Luna...]

[pintsizedpyro]

...

[Does he look like the kind of guy who lets the heart lead him, Luna? Judging from the incredulous stare he's giving you... Probably not.]

[blamemysister]

[See this innocent grin? I think the pony is trolling you.]

[dealwithadeva]

[Yeah, you're on his shit list now.]

...Screw you!

[blamemysister]

Is that a method of fornication? Clearly not on the first date.

{Woona plz.]

[pintsizedpyro]

Wha-

[And then he realizes what she's talking about and, oh god.]

No! Hell no! Shut up!

[blamemysister]

A shame. It seems you don't even have Earth Pony stamina anyhow.

[Incoming flail in 3... 2...]

1/3

[dealwithadeva]

What does that even...

2/3

[dealwithadeva]

[...

...

Wait.]

3/3

[pintsizedpyro]

[...oh.

Oh.

...

OH GOD, WHY.]

Wh- What the hell is wrong with you, geez?! Damn it, just shut up already, shut up!

Re: 3/3

[blamemysister]

I am doing the jesting! How many points did I receive from it?

[dealwithadeva]

How many points will I get if I shoot you?!

[Yep, he mad.]

[blamemysister]

Please, you can try.

[Provoke and...!]

[dealwithadeva]

...That a challenge?

[blamemysister]

I taunt you like the French Taunters do!

[dealwithadeva]

I got no idea what that means, but fine! You asked for it.

[With a grin, he lifts one of his guns and shoots at her.]

[blamemysister]

[Luna grinned, watching the bullet fly at her. Her horn flared to life in an instant and caught it, inches from her forehead.]

Those were the biggest, slowest projectiles I have ever seen.

[dealwithadeva]

[Oh, god damn it.]

They weren't meant t'be fast, they were meant to hurt.

...How the hell are you doin' that?! [Motioning at the suspended bullets, because what. So unfair.]

[blamemysister]

If they cannot reach their target, they cannot hurt.

It is called telekinesis. The faster the mind, the stronger the magic. [She drops the bullets to the ground where they clatter.]

[dealwithadeva]

Yeah, well... [His tail flicks a little in irritation. Stupid magic horse.] I wasn't goin' all out or anything, so whatever!

...The hell kinda crap is that? Magic makes no freaking sense.

[blamemysister]

I'm sure if you had a reason you could fight properly. [Said dryly.]

Magic does not make sense in your realm. It does in mine.

[dealwithadeva]

Damn right I could! But I've got bigger fish than you to fry, so I ain't wastin' my energy.

What, the realm of talking horses or wherever it is you're supposed to be from?

[blamemysister]

You could afford to make the explosions stick actually.

Equestria. Tis a silly place.

[dealwithadeva]

Just shaddup, I'll decide that myself.

If everyone else there's half as annoying as you, I don't have any trouble believing that. Why aren't you bothering them, anyway?