elloran: (look down)
elloran ([personal profile] elloran) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2014-03-28 10:13 pm

poor choices

Dear Community,

I have a...friend who has recently fallen under the influence of someone unsuitable. Ever since they met and became close he's...changed. Become darker, somehow.

Once he was my mentor but now...I fear for him, and I fear that darkness and hedonism will take over his heart.

I know it is his choice who he loves and who he allies himself with, but...is it not my duty as a friend and a protegee to urge him against such a dangerous course of action?

I fear for what might happen if that...creature gets a hold of him. The whole Inquest might quake with what they could do together...

What should I do? Should I let him go, or urge him to reconsider?

[Is Elloran talking about Kefka? Actually no. But there's no way for the community to know that, is there?]
sandinmyboots: (counting the seconds to your nonexistanc)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
.....excuse me?

[That's Kaaree's little blond friend, isn't it?]
sandinmyboots: (too much boring and not enough burning)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Look, if you have a problem with my relationships, you may as well say it to my face and not spread it on the community like an ass on a copy machine!

[He's maaaaaaaaad.]
sandinmyboots: (SON OF A SANDWORM)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
What do I look like, chopped liver?! You didn't even bother to notice me???

[THIS IS AN OUTRAGE]
sandinmyboots: (SON OF A SANDWORM)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's it! I've had it up to here with you! All he talks about is how you're made of unicorn farts and poop rainbows and how Kaaree is all the bad things in a man and you're all the good ones!

[Kefka pulls out his worldhop device and starts fiddling with it.]

I have to time travel to see you?! No wonder you sound like an old man whose head is so far up his butt that it's come right back around out his mouth!
sandinmyboots: (too much boring and not enough burning)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
You don't need to projectile vomit bad ideas everywhere either but it hasn't stopped you, has it?

[His hair is standing up from the static electricity his magic is generating. Spots of pink grow in his waxy cheeks as he fumbles with the worldhop device.]

Old? Broken! If you are the light, then you are the light that breaks down cells and creates cancer, burns skin, causes droughts! Dark may be stagnation, but light is decay!
sandinmyboots: (sand on my boots damn damn)

1/???

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[OH NO YOU DIDN'T]
sandinmyboots: (I don't want to hear it)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[DID HE JUST]
Edited 2014-03-29 04:32 (UTC)
sandinmyboots: (doop doop poisoning doma)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DID]
sandinmyboots: (SON OF A SANDWORM)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[DESTROY]

sandinmyboots: (too much boring and not enough burning)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[DESTROY]

sandinmyboots: (let the forsaken laugh~!)

and done!

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
]

[Kefka's face is warped with rage, teeth bared, loose hair haloing around his head, and his eyes glow pink with power.]


Ho ho ho. If that's what you think, he's told you nothing of me. I am the light of judgement who rains destruction on the world. There is no good in light! I'll prove it with my bare hands!

[And he hits the worldhop button to transport into Elloran's world, Elloran's room, so he can wreck Elloran's face.]
Edited 2014-03-29 04:40 (UTC)
sandinmyboots: (let the forsaken laugh~!)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
So you're the kind of sicko freak who uses kids as meat shields, huh? Too bad I'm not in the mood to play pop goes the weasel or I'd indulge in a little bowling.

[The cloth on Kefka's back bulges, then snaps as six huge wings spring forth. He hops into the air, then zooms forward with wing power and magic flying power. His goal: grab Elloran while in mid-flight, break through a wall into another room, smack his nasty face in.]
sandinmyboots: (let the forsaken laugh~!)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who put them in harm's way in the first place, you holier than thou goody goody prissypants!

[Kefka crashes into an empty room and smashes Elloran into the floor as he lands. The sudden stop sends them skidding into another wall; this one is hard enough to stop them, and the sudden stop means Kefka's forehead slams forward onto Elloran's nose.]

[After a moment of contemplation, Kefka raises his head and slams it onto Elloran's face again.]
sandinmyboots: (SON OF A SANDWORM)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
You put them in harm's way! You can't be holier than thou about me hurting kids if you set them up as guards!

[Kefka isn't phased by the blood dripping down his face. His make up is smeared, and his hair is starting to fall out of his ponytail. He gets on his hands and knees and sneers.]

You insulted me. You insulted Kaaree! He does nothing but compliment you and talk about how he adores you and you treat him like this! You insult him, run around with child slaves and zombie sex monsters and do nothing but be a big hypocrite who wastes money while he thinks about you all day and cries!

[And with that, Kefka knees Elloran in the gut.]
sandinmyboots: (ah ah ah)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Good! You suck. Why would someone want to be like you!

And no, let me tell you why. [Kefka raises his fingers,then counts off on them.] One, he's in love with you. Two, you're thicker than a brick. Three, he's in love with you, you selfish little tit, even I can see it. Four, what is wrong with you. Five, are your brains made of scrambled eggs? Six, he could set her on fire or something because he's not a brick like you are. Seven, how could he fall for such an annoying piece of bric a brac is something I cannot understand but he relied on your friendship and support enough that he's still sad about you biting the dust 50 zillion years later so it's definitely a thing that happened. Eight, he hasn't told you because he's got even worse self esteem than you do. Ergo, you are the worst ex ever.

[He spreads his hands to show how he's proved it conclusively.]
sandinmyboots: (ah ah ah)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2014-03-29 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[....what]

[what]

[ w h a t ]

[Kefka is just going to walk away and bang his head on the wall because what the fuck is coming out of this man's mouth.]




[ok he's ready. Kefka smooths his hair back and comes back over, ready to explain the full factual situation to Elloran.]


First of all, I am a god of evil and destruction. I am a bad person who is responsible for the death of lots of people. I am not nice. I am also all powerful and almighty and I use my great powers to make people miserable.

Secondly, please understand that I am not an enforcer of good and love, so the fact that I have to explain to you that good, purity, and so on are associated with love and friendship and so on is really not impressing me on the quality of your virtue or your schooling. Love exists despite every attempt I have made to squash it out, so help me, so I doubt that this Inquest could kill it either. It's still there.

Third, you are seriously going up in ranks for worst ex with all this talk of monster and mega murderer, blah blah. I am the monster!

Fourth, if Mrs. Knives is such bad news, why not go tell him that you're worried and see what he's doing?

Fifth, I am a virgin and I have no interest in carnal shenanigans. I am also a powerful god and have no need for zombie sex slaves, child zombie sex slaves, what is wrong you with people, and he doesn't magic from me. So if that's the case, why are we dating, huh? Explain that!

[He waves his hands back and forth between him and Elloran rapidly, daring him to question his wisdom.]
Edited 2014-03-29 06:42 (UTC)
ifbymyhands: Kano holding Potato and looking devious. (they see me trollin')

[personal profile] ifbymyhands 2014-03-29 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're a hundred percent sure that you're not just jealous.
ifbymyhands: Kano surprised and scared. (...!)

[personal profile] ifbymyhands 2014-03-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. Gotta make sure.
ifbymyhands: Kano on the bed, blushing. (w-well o//////o)

[personal profile] ifbymyhands 2014-03-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
You never know with some people.
former_endboss: (na fowrlle heighte)

[personal profile] former_endboss 2014-03-29 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If you do not trust your friend's judgement in friends, then can you trust yourself?
former_endboss: (Old-school)

[personal profile] former_endboss 2014-03-29 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So you admit it may simply be your own personal failures in judgement that are responsible for those feelings? Good to know.
former_endboss: (Default)

[personal profile] former_endboss 2014-03-30 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Mir can't quite speak up here, since she is the Mother of Demons, and she's planning to pour her soul into a teenager tomorrow.]
boostup4beetbuster: (This is gonna be fun)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-30 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
...Have you asked him what he thinks about a threesome?

[Jin = Going to hell]
boostup4beetbuster: (This is gonna be fun)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-30 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
So it's complicated, huh?
boostup4beetbuster: (This is gonna be fun)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-03-30 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, maybe what you've gotta do is get a bunch of your friends together and stage an intervention.
boostup4beetbuster: (Almost mature)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-04-07 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Offer free food and liquor to anyone who comes and helps?
boostup4beetbuster: (Smug)

[personal profile] boostup4beetbuster 2014-04-08 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant, huh?