Bake Sale [video]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Okay, because someone--and by someone, I mean J--not only took home the saddest puppy he could find--and by that, I mean Ren--but ALSO finished off our allowance of enetron after some asshole--and that's Messiah, by the way--stole my entire supply from Hyperspace....I'm holding a bake sale to pay for more.

...Oh, and Makoto says we need meat buns. So we definitely have to pay for that too.

[The camera pans over a plate of blue-tinted blueberry muffins with sad faces made on them in a drizzle of icing.]

We have angstmuffins.

[Now a tray of donuts, with a hand-shaped cookie on top.]

D'oh!nuts, in a vanilla with different icing.

[A rather pathetic-looking apple pie, shaped like a crescent moon.]

What I'm calling the "Derple Pie."

[Some rather sloppy whoopie pies.]

Whoopsie-pies. And pot brownies.

[The camera swings over to some brownies...in pots. With a notecard reading "Note: Do not contain actual drugs--Kurorin would kill me, and I'm in enough trouble as it is."]

So, any takers?

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

Gonna be tough if the supply's already in Hyperspace. I hate saying it, but it looks like it's getting close to time to take the battle to Messiah.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Are you scared we're not gonna win?

[boostup4beetbuster]

More like I'm not sure how ready the others are. It's gonna be rough for them.

[yes_im_kawaii]

It went badly enough already, though! Right? And you guys are prepared!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep. We're just gonna have to blow the whole thing sky high!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Like with bombs?

[boostup4beetbuster]

And lasers. And giant robots.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay.

I don't want you guys to go away.

[boostup4beetbuster]

It won't be a long mission. Promise.

[Still, it's like he's not telling something...]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Are you sure?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep, we'll be back before you know it. And without Messiah around to rain on the parade, it'll be loads more fun.

[yes_im_kawaii]

...I have a feeling someone's told me that before.

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Did it involve me promising to do everything I can to drive Ryuji nuts?

[yes_im_kawaii]

*blink* No? You do that anyway. Auuu, I don't remember!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Then it's probably not a big deal, right? Now let's figure out what's the best way to make Ryuji so mad he has to dunk his head in cold water so he doesn't overheat.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Dye his clothes purple?

[boostup4beetbuster]

With big, sparkly Gorisaki faces on them--that's genius!

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'm getting the glitter glue!

[boostup4beetbuster]

I'll photocopy Gorisaki's face!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Fabric paint or those iron-on thingies?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Iron-on's easier, and then we can use the paint over it anyway.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! So can we go to the craft store?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yes, we're gonna need a lot of glitter.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! Then it'll be a lot less boring.