Send The Bill

[notjustafake]

[There's a ruckus at a store in Minato ward as a pink blur runs out laughing.] Send the bill to Nozomi Yumehara! I'm out!

[A laughing copy of Nozomi is bolting before her features blur in a animation-saving way as she passes a tree and becomes more elvish in nature.]

Aaaah that was fun! Where to next? [And she sunglasses.]

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

Uh?

[notjustafake]

[Dark Dream pauses and taps the mirror.] Oh well, I was wondering about time when someone would notice me!

[icantbelievethis]

Yooooooou don't really look like Yumehara Nozomi to me.

[notjustafake]

Noted. How's this then? [And she waved a hand over her face and ta-dah instant Nozomi.]

[icantbelievethis]

Gah! You're freaking me out! Who are you?

[oceanicbutterfly]

...didn't you die?

[notjustafake]

Fuck dying. Oh hey, you're still here! Great, I was wondering what happened when I got separated from time.

Between you and me I think it was the Riders who resurrected me somehow.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Of course. I don't know why I bother to question things anymore.

[notjustafake]

You should know this by now.

So... is Nozomi even around this place or do I have to hunt her down and hand her my shopping bill?

1/2

[oceanicbutterfly]

She isn't on here. She was briefly a few years ago. Which is also a few months ago. Don't ask.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...I suppose I should thank you.

[former_endboss]

Hmmmm. You're quite the character, aren't you?

[notjustafake]

And who are you supposed to be? Shadow 2.0?

[former_endboss]

My name is Mir. Though some do call me a Shadow.

[notjustafake]

Yeah, yeah. So what'cha selling? No one comes up with the phrase "you're quite the character" without some kind of motive.

[former_endboss]

Can I not simply appreciate a woman who has such an impish sense of humor?

[hunterofpeace]

Can we send all bills to her?

[notjustafake]

Sure why not?

[hunterofpeace]

Thanks Nozomi! I was getting hungry! I didn't even know it could work that way.

[notjustafake]

I'm sure you can do it. Just drop in and eat and say to put it on her bill.

[hunterofpeace]

Her bill? You're not her? YOU ALMOST MADE ME INTO A THIEF!

[promisedknight]

[this icon]

...Why do I get the feeling I've seen this kind of thing before?

[notjustafake]

Maybe? Maybe not. Depends. Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror before?

[promisedknight]

Depends. With or without a Monster in the background?

[notjustafake]

Shadow was kind of a monster if that's what you were meaning. We must be from two different worlds and/or Mirror Worlds.