Round 3

[of_many_treasures]

I got this. Really.

Rider War Number 3 coming up in a few short days. You'd think someone would get tired of them.

In any case, several Sentai Groups have been killed off, and so have some Riders. I'm going to go and see what Marvelous and Tsukasa have planned THIS TIME.

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

MY TEAM DID NOTHING, I'M SORRY WHEN THEY COME IN WITH SPACE BOY AND TRY TO KICK YOUR ASS.

...NO ONE CLUED THEM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER WHAT WAS GOING ON.

Also, frickin' Enter's back. What the hell?

[of_many_treasures]

Wow spoilers but yeah, Okay, so I apparently do something stupid.

Good to know.

[boostup4beetbuster]

I've been trying to spoil you since I got you drunk and stole your pants!

By the way, they really came in handy last invasion.

[of_many_treasures]

Yeah I know, I didn't listen that much. Too late not to head it off, it was already in motion.

So what now? And gimme back my pants.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Stick close to Hina, get Joe a strait jacket, and...Doc is a good cook, I dunno.

Uh, you're gonna have to go into Hyperspace for that, probably.

[of_many_treasures]

I'll go get them pre-emptively then. And see what will happen from there.

Damnit Jin, those were my favorite pair!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Make sure it's a good strait jacket. Or encourage Hina to throw things--that usually works.

Then why didn't you try to get them back for about a year?!

[of_many_treasures]

Hina throwing things might do the trick then.

Because I thought you'd return them sooner or later!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Where'd you get a crazy idea like that?

[of_many_treasures]

I dunno I just had this faint hope.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep, crazy.

[yes_im_kawaii]

You always say you have this and you never do!

[of_many_treasures]

How do I face down an army then? There's always Marvelous and Tsukasa getting in my way!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why?

[of_many_treasures]

They're being doofuses and making really bad plans.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Plans to kill everyone?

[of_many_treasures]

Plans to fake out everyone. I'm tempted to hijack that stupid mecha myself.

[yes_im_kawaii]

NO ONE WHO ISN'T ME IS STEALING A GIANT ROBOT BEFORE I GET TO.

[of_many_treasures]

So why don't you steal the giant world-ending robot then?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Can I!?

[of_many_treasures]

I'll provide you with the tools for it.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'm coming right away!

[And bringing her tryhard wannabe-Ranger costume cobbled together from bits of other people's clothes and a bag full of 100-yen-store "weapons" like marbles and kitchen utensils. Yes, she has cheap sunglasses. Yes, she takes them off and throws them to the side in a dramatic fashion and then has to go get them again. Why wouldn't she.]

[of_many_treasures]

[Because it'll be awesome, and this will be the funniest hijacking ever.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Definitely makes up for not "driving the ship".]

[icantbelievethis]

Can something not be wrong with the world for three seconds?

[of_many_treasures]

Be lucky this is mostly contained.

[icantbelievethis]

You always say that.

[of_many_treasures]

Trust me this is contained. There's nothing bad happening this time. I think.

[icantbelievethis]

I can't exactly believe that!

[of_many_treasures]

It's stupid okay? I tried talking them out of it. Nope.

[icantbelievethis]

Don't tell me this is one of those inevitable fate things.

[of_many_treasures]

Oh hell no. This is just the world being stupid.

[icantbelievethis]

Ugh.

[of_many_treasures]

But in any case, I'll figure out where to intervene. And get a certain someone her robot.

[icantbelievethis]

You could just ask for help.

[of_many_treasures]

Well this is me asking for help then.

[icantbelievethis]

Then I'll ask who I can. You could have said so! I just...

[of_many_treasures]

I'm a Rider. I never make anything simple.