Salmon cannon

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Time to play another round of "Let's revoke Jin's internet privileges!" On today's show, he is standing in front of a bucket of fish.

...No matter what, this is NOT going to end well.]

So I was watching a video online, and it said something about a salmon cannon. And the host shot a bunch of fish into other shows!

[For the record, he links the video.]

Now, before everyone cries, "FAKE!" well, duh. It's staged. But it's still funny. But it got me thinking. I've got a teleportation program. And a worldhop. And randomizers are so easy to find online.

So let's see who's going to make fish for dinner tonight.

[Yes. That is a random fish-teleporter activating with his worldhop device. There's no telling just who is going to wind up with a salmon where, but...hope you like fish.]

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

Did he do something boring again?

[boostup4beetbuster]

He's always doing something boring.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I hope we don't have to clean again.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, why do we have to do that so often anyway?

[Sorry if I take a while replying! Now the problem seems to be with Gmail eating notifications.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

What's worse than cleaning?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe lectures. When my iPod's run out of charge.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Or slipping on ice?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe. I usually can adjust the avatar for that. But Kurorin's figured out how to broadcast audio directly to me in Hyperspace so even if I turn off the avatar, I still hear him.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He must really have gotten mad. Why?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I don't know. I thought he'd appreciate the entire technical crew breaking into song and dance. We choreographed and everything.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He's probably just always boring.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Man, he used to be cool when we were in high school. He let himself go.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I thought letting yourself go meant you got ugly.

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Well, he does have a few more wrinkles than he used to. And this vein that bulges when I do certain things that involve explosions.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Weird.

[boostup4beetbuster]

I know, right?

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't get people at all when they're boring.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Me neither. It's such a pain.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Yeah. Life should be fun.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Exactly!