Salmon cannon

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Time to play another round of "Let's revoke Jin's internet privileges!" On today's show, he is standing in front of a bucket of fish.

...No matter what, this is NOT going to end well.]

So I was watching a video online, and it said something about a salmon cannon. And the host shot a bunch of fish into other shows!

[For the record, he links the video.]

Now, before everyone cries, "FAKE!" well, duh. It's staged. But it's still funny. But it got me thinking. I've got a teleportation program. And a worldhop. And randomizers are so easy to find online.

So let's see who's going to make fish for dinner tonight.

[Yes. That is a random fish-teleporter activating with his worldhop device. There's no telling just who is going to wind up with a salmon where, but...hope you like fish.]

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

Did you get up early to go to the fish market for this?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Of course I did. Also, there's sashimi in the fridge.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Don't send that before I eat it!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Don't worry--I got whole salmon for everything else.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! I don't wanna starve to death.

[Makoto may have been digging holes in the ground. Again. Someone needs a hobby.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Did J spend all of the grocery money on enetron again?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Probably.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Guess I'm gonna have to go tackle him. brb.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'm coming too!

...Except I'm eating first!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Okay, I'll leave some J for you to beat up!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! I'll eat this stuff before everyone else does.

What's everyone going to do with all that fish?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I don't know, but it'll be fun to find out!

[yes_im_kawaii]

What if they send it back?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Then I guess I'm making dinner for the next month.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay. I hope it doesn't go bad, then.

[boostup4beetbuster]

If I freeze it, it should be fine.

...Probably should start working on some kind of freeze ray while I'm at it.

[yes_im_kawaii]

You didn't already make one?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Got a little sidetracked by the internet again.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Were there fun things?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Fire extinguisher songs again?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Toy reviews. I need to start buying some.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Like that weird holiday last year where you got a body and went to Akihabara drunk?

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Right. I forgot about that. Musta been REALLY drunk.

[yes_im_kawaii]

And J got lost on the other side of the world and you brought me back radio-controlled cars.