Salmon cannon

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Time to play another round of "Let's revoke Jin's internet privileges!" On today's show, he is standing in front of a bucket of fish.

...No matter what, this is NOT going to end well.]

So I was watching a video online, and it said something about a salmon cannon. And the host shot a bunch of fish into other shows!

[For the record, he links the video.]

Now, before everyone cries, "FAKE!" well, duh. It's staged. But it's still funny. But it got me thinking. I've got a teleportation program. And a worldhop. And randomizers are so easy to find online.

So let's see who's going to make fish for dinner tonight.

[Yes. That is a random fish-teleporter activating with his worldhop device. There's no telling just who is going to wind up with a salmon where, but...hope you like fish.]

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

No! Unless it's really bad!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Haven't seen one that bad lately, but I've been out of the loop for a while.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do you know really bad ones, though?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Not that I can think of. Hardly ever see anything that doesn't have some redeeming quality, even if it's just the artwork.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Huh... Is other stuff like that too?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Sometimes. Just uh...some of the artwork isn't for kids. Y'know what I mean?

[yes_im_kawaii]

It's so ugly their eyes fall out?

[boostup4beetbuster]

[He's going to be a Mature, Responsible Adult (TM)]

Yes. So you should never go near it.

[yes_im_kawaii]

[She's never mature or responsible. At least it's better than canon? Makoto, you're like 17, you should know these things.]

Okay...

[boostup4beetbuster]

[Jin's 40 27. He should know better too. But he's all about Better Than Canon. He's going to be More Awesome Than Canon.]

Which is why if you ever come across one, you should put it in Ryuji's locker for proper disposal.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Okay! But Hiromu never puts anything in his locker, won't there be more room in there?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yes! Good thinking!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Hee.

I want to keep having fun forever.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Me too. Especially at Kurorin's expense.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Did he do something boring again?

[boostup4beetbuster]

He's always doing something boring.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I hope we don't have to clean again.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, why do we have to do that so often anyway?

[Sorry if I take a while replying! Now the problem seems to be with Gmail eating notifications.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

What's worse than cleaning?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe lectures. When my iPod's run out of charge.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Or slipping on ice?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe. I usually can adjust the avatar for that. But Kurorin's figured out how to broadcast audio directly to me in Hyperspace so even if I turn off the avatar, I still hear him.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He must really have gotten mad. Why?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I don't know. I thought he'd appreciate the entire technical crew breaking into song and dance. We choreographed and everything.

[yes_im_kawaii]

He's probably just always boring.