Intro - What better time than during a grabbag!

[wayoutsidethebox]

So, this thing seems unhackable, which is pretty impressive because nothing's unhackable. As far as I can tell, there's nothing to hack, which makes even less sense. If we're all connected, there should be a server.

[The girl - woman, early twenties it seems - is sitting cross legged on the bed of a small room, staring at the laptop.]

I'm wondering if this is some kind of alien technology. I took a look around, saw some posts and most of it... sometimes, crazy isn't a strong enough word. So, I could be talking to a lot of psychos here but help me out. Different worlds? Universes? Something out of a sci-fi Harry Potter Lord of the Rings?

Comments

[wayoutsidethebox]

Well, hey, if that's how it's going to end, keep going.

Does that mean I'm not the only one having a hard time digesting this? Should I warn you not to drink the Kool-Aid?

[unfinite]

what the pups is kool aid that sounds shady as heck

i'm pretty sure you don't EAT the darn duck

[wayoutsidethebox]

Exactly. That's the cult's way of drawing you in. They offer you red, colorfully flavored juice and the next thing you know... boom. You're dead.

Yeah, computers don't equal food. I got that in Tech 101.

...I have never seen someone seem so angry and so PG-13 at the same time.

[unfinite]

LIKE ANY FLUFFY-HEADED FARTSICLE COULD EVER KILL ME

pretty sure you could munch a computer if you really wanted to though

[wayoutsidethebox]

Careful. If you're bringing out fartcicle, they might not be able to have you speak to children ages 6 and below.

Pretty sure you'd have to be a completely weirdo to want to. And even then, it's more like nimbling on wires.

[unfinite]

Children ages six and below can kiss my ass-DORABLE blushing cheeks.

You've never been hungry, huh?

[wayoutsidethebox]

[Actually, yeah, she has.]

Then sell the computer. Even if it's junk, you can sell it for parts and buy something a lot better than wires.

[unfinite]

The computer is...

... valuable. Ish. Kinda.

[Mugen's never going to admit to watching educational videos of insects. That had been an amazing adventure. He fuckin' loves grasshoppers.]

... fine. Maybe I can't eat it.

But I would if I were desperate!!

[wayoutsidethebox]

Yeah, I'm fond of mine, too.

But dude, just ask somebody before you start to chow on electrics. I'll give you, like, a ham sandwich or something.

[unfinite]

ham sandwich??????????????

[wayoutsidethebox]

Ham. A meat. Sandwich, something put between two pieces of bread. Pretty easy. There's also a lot of mayonnaise and lettuce, unless you're some kind of wimp.

[unfinite]

??????????????????????????????????????

i get meat bread and lettuce and that youre insinuating im a wimp

you butthead

These conversations crack me up

[wayoutsidethebox]

Whoa, third grade insult book there... knuckle face.

[She switches to text long enough to send a link.]

http://www.saraleedeli.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/web-sandwich-toasted-ham.jpg <- Click that

just imagining mugen having to censor himself is the most stupid thing

[unfinite]

YOURE A KNUCKLEFACE YOU BIG HEAD OF LETTUCE

[So much anger. So little ways to let it out!]

thats the sandwich tho isnt it

it looks delicious and expensive

Having Skye trying to figure out why she's met Mr. Rogers with anger issues is pretty funny, too

[wayoutsidethebox]

Did anybody tell you you have a lot of anger issues? We just met, you know? I haven't, like, killed your dog in a past life or anything. So, chill, we can all be friends here.

As for the sandwich, no way, it's super cheap unless you worry about fancy hams or something like that. This is the answer to busy Mom's and lazy ...everybody else's around the world.

[unfinite]

ain't exactly in the best mood with the fact that there's somethin' wrong with my silly noggin so forgive me

[Does sarcasm transmit over the Internet? Whatever.]

yknow i don't even got a clue what the doodle ham is right

[wayoutsidethebox]

No, since pretty much everybody on the planet knows what ham is. Are you amish or something? The 'or something' seems more likely.

[unfinite]

or.............something.....probably

whats an amish

can you kill it

[wayoutsidethebox]

Drunk test: 12x12.

oh my GOD

[unfinite]

????????????????????????????

[wayoutsidethebox]

I don't... I can't even figure out if you don't know the answer or if you can't even figure out the question.

Some advice? Give up the keys, go home, and sleep it off.

[unfinite]

everything you're saying is coming to me like ??????????

and that's something because i can see you talking and i know this is supposed to make sense somehow but it doesn't

what the hell kinda opium you been smoking girl

[wayoutsidethebox]

I'm really totally lost on how much you're not getting so let's start over. Not that you'll remember this conversation tomorrow.

I'm Skye. [And since he seems to misunderstand everything she says...] That's my name, not the blue thing.

[unfinite]

... ok

im ∞

[wayoutsidethebox]

Wait, did you just tell me your name is infinity?