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YOU CAN PUT YOURSELF ON A BIRTHDAY CARD.

...I probably should have asked if anyone had a birthday first. --BUT STILL. It's cool, right? I bet some people would use it all the time!

Can you guys make yourselves, too?

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A birthday card of me? Wouldn't that be the best thing you could get?

Huh? It is? Try it, try it!

Huh? But nobody has a birthday!

You could just put "nobody". Or not have a sign. Like...

You're hard to make...

It's cute but I'm definitely cuter.

How would you do it?

Hmn...none of them is cute enough. I guess they don't realize girls can be as cute as I am.

I thought they were cute. Although some of the combinations look messed-up.

Can't you just draw yourself?

That's not as fun! Besides! Isn't it cool to just find something where you can make stuff?

Like a pen 'n paper?

You can do that, too, but that's not the point right now.

Hnn... So that's supposed to be you, huh?

You can tell because I look awesome and cute and stuff! It didn't have any non-weird-blobby-looking cats I could use for Nekotari, though. You can't make a robot look like a blob.

Oi. The only ones you can make on this are girls.

Aren't most people here girls anyway?

[Makoto, there's a ratio of eight to seven, that's not even a thing...]

Besides, you could just make girl you!

[That's worth a snort of a snicker.] I'd feel sorry for the girl who ended up with my mug.

I don't get it. You're always saying how you're so good, but you called yourself ugly?

Take the hottest guy you know 'n slap his face on a girl's body and it'll end up lookin' so weird that anyone with eyes'd pick a regular girl over the "hot guy" girl. In fact the hotter the girl is every where else, the worse a guy's face'll look on 'em.

So... Anyone's face looks weird on anyone else, no matter what?

Girls swapping faces with girls or guys swapping faces with guys can work sometimes. Ah, and some really scrawny lookin' pretty boys can get away with a girls face, if they're already built like a flat chested girl or something.

Weird. Now I want to try that. Just pasting different people's heads onto pictures.

Just try and imagine a guy with your baby face. You're cute enough and all, but...

I don't have a baby face! I have a normal face! For normal people!

But no matter how good looking a pretty boy you put a cute girl's face on...

[It's surely not just that Greed's terrible with Photoshop.]

THAT'S MESSED UP

IS HE LIKE DEAD OR SOMETHING

gross

So y'see? I'm not a bad looker, but I wouldn't wish this face on a girl.

So if you were a girl, you would have the same face and look messed-up?

Look at me. I'm pretty good looking, right?

You look like a normal guy who's kind of scary.

Now picture me shovin' two balloons in my shirt here for tits. Don't it just get scarier?

No, you'd look the same, only with balloons. Obviously.

Exactly! I'd just look like a guy with boobs. At least people who like guys're into me now. If I was a chick who looked like this, about the only people interested'd be gay guys who like tits. You know how small a group that is?

I'm confused now... So don't put your face on girl pictures, right? Weird. You can make a girl version of someone easily, though.

See.

Edited 2015-04-30 20:47 (UTC)

[He goes silent for a minute at that, observing it seriously.]

...She ain't bad lookin'.

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