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[yes_im_kawaii]

I was gonna die once, supposedly. I dunno why I didn't since I came here. Maybe I still might. Just because of a stupid wish. Can't I make a wish to save everyone here instead? Hiromu has that thing in him. Jin still doesn't have his body. Our dumb enemies just keep coming back and I don't even have any powers besides hitting people with pots and pans.

I wanna go back there and change my wish.

Auu.

[Dirty Little Secret virus! ...last day of grab bag, first post of grab bag, wooo.]

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

Can you get computer card things out of people?

[alldevouringabomination]

[That catches him off guard. He thought you had a monster to deal with, or something.]

Mmmm...

[On the one hand, Kirby isn't that familiar with computers, adventures and RPG battles nonwithstanding. On the other, this could be a situation that Copy Ability may be able to handle.

Kirby has an unsure expression.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't know how either. [sigh] But if it doesn't get out of him, all our enemies are just gonna keep coming back to fight us again. It sucks.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Yes, it does suck! Fighting the same things over and over gets grating. Just ask Dedede!

Kirby takes out his handy-dandy tablet-like device and draws a group of very small people going inside the person to get out the card. It's a good guess, right?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do you think we could? Just shrink down like on TV? That'd be cool.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby draws a picture of Makoto eating a red round thingie and shrinking down to the size of a dime.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

...Candy?

[alldevouringabomination]

[...all right then, he'll draw a shrink-ray instead. Happy?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Oh! So it's shrinking candy! I didn't think that existed.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby nods. She has the general idea!]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I want that to exist here. Maybe someone here can invent some. I invented a chicken cannon, but it still doesn't aim right...

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby ponders for a bit, then draws some tweezers.

He then scratches his head.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

How would those help, though?

[alldevouringabomination]

[A picture of a shrunken person using tweezers to take out the card thing from the other person.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Oh! ...That sounds hard, but I bet we could do it! And maybe even use my chicken cannon, too.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Once pulled, the card releases a horde of MONSTERS!

Who fall into the chicken cannon and get launched right into the robocat's mouth.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't think that's how it's gonna work...

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby will remove the monsters, and draw in cards instead.

Lots of them.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Nekotari only eats enetron. It's not gonna eat them.

[Nekotari squirms away and starts wandering off to mess with people's paperwork or attack their feet.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Fortunately Kirby still has Mako.

Now he's drawing some people gathered around a table, using the cards like ordinary playing cards.

He's going into left field here.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I think we would just throw it out.

[More hugs, though.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[And the card is thrown! ...right at another monster!

Tee hee! Kirby's being a little silly.]