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[yes_im_kawaii]

I was gonna die once, supposedly. I dunno why I didn't since I came here. Maybe I still might. Just because of a stupid wish. Can't I make a wish to save everyone here instead? Hiromu has that thing in him. Jin still doesn't have his body. Our dumb enemies just keep coming back and I don't even have any powers besides hitting people with pots and pans.

I wanna go back there and change my wish.

Auu.

[Dirty Little Secret virus! ...last day of grab bag, first post of grab bag, wooo.]

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Last day is Thursday. :p also Touchy-Feely

[alldevouringabomination]

[There's a certain pink puff worldhopping over to you and giving you backpats. It's because he wants you to know that the duck's here for you and not because of a virus, nope.]

Auu.

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Makoto nuzzles him, petting Nekotari, who's drinking out of a little enetron dish instead of causing trouble for once.]

Auu...

[alldevouringabomination]

[Nekotari has Kirby pettings too. D'aww.]

Auu.

[mightletyouknowme]

H-huh? [She looks at the camera, surprise deep in her face.] What happened?

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Yaaay. The little robot cat bats at Kirby, confused. He doesn't smell like food. Pets are nice.]

Do you think you can change your wish if you made one?

[yes_im_kawaii]

This stupid virus is making me say everything I didn't want people worrying about. Auu. Our dumb enemies keep coming back because of something they did to one of our guys and I'm kind of scared we can't do something about it.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby thinks for a second, then shakes his head. He ignores the batting and continues the nice pets.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu. [Makoto deflates.] I don't wanna die anyway. But I don't want them to die, either. They're my family. Way better than any old family I had back there.

[Nekotari tilts its head and curiously nuzzles. Congratulations, you even charmed the troublemaking robocat that only likes Makoto.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[...oh boy. There's no time to feel good about natural cuteness when there's depression to lift.

You're getting hugs now Mako. You really need comforting.

Sorry kitty, the human needs it more than you do at the moment.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Nekotari whines and tries to pounce at the retreating pink ball. Makoto scoops them both into a hug instead.]

They're not gonna... nobody's gonna, right? Die or anything.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby gives Makoto a brave and (hopefully) reassuring look, and tries to pat his chest. Not on our watch!]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Can you get computer card things out of people?

[alldevouringabomination]

[That catches him off guard. He thought you had a monster to deal with, or something.]

Mmmm...

[On the one hand, Kirby isn't that familiar with computers, adventures and RPG battles nonwithstanding. On the other, this could be a situation that Copy Ability may be able to handle.

Kirby has an unsure expression.]

[mightletyouknowme]

You will. [She might be depending on old, tired out tropes, but they do seem to apply here.]

The good guys win, right?

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't know how either. [sigh] But if it doesn't get out of him, all our enemies are just gonna keep coming back to fight us again. It sucks.

[yes_im_kawaii]

We better. I don't know what's gonna happen to us, though. Do you know how to get computer card things out of people?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Yes, it does suck! Fighting the same things over and over gets grating. Just ask Dedede!

Kirby takes out his handy-dandy tablet-like device and draws a group of very small people going inside the person to get out the card. It's a good guess, right?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do you think we could? Just shrink down like on TV? That'd be cool.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby draws a picture of Makoto eating a red round thingie and shrinking down to the size of a dime.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

...Candy?

[alldevouringabomination]

[...all right then, he'll draw a shrink-ray instead. Happy?]

[mightletyouknowme]

Computer cards shouldn't be in people unless they're robots. [You know, like cute maid robots.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Oh! So it's shrinking candy! I didn't think that existed.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Robots are different. But they're still people. Sometimes they're cool. But this guy's not a robot, he just has a computer card in him.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby nods. She has the general idea!]