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[yes_im_kawaii]

I was gonna die once, supposedly. I dunno why I didn't since I came here. Maybe I still might. Just because of a stupid wish. Can't I make a wish to save everyone here instead? Hiromu has that thing in him. Jin still doesn't have his body. Our dumb enemies just keep coming back and I don't even have any powers besides hitting people with pots and pans.

I wanna go back there and change my wish.

Auu.

[Dirty Little Secret virus! ...last day of grab bag, first post of grab bag, wooo.]

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[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu. [Makoto deflates.] I don't wanna die anyway. But I don't want them to die, either. They're my family. Way better than any old family I had back there.

[Nekotari tilts its head and curiously nuzzles. Congratulations, you even charmed the troublemaking robocat that only likes Makoto.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[...oh boy. There's no time to feel good about natural cuteness when there's depression to lift.

You're getting hugs now Mako. You really need comforting.

Sorry kitty, the human needs it more than you do at the moment.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Nekotari whines and tries to pounce at the retreating pink ball. Makoto scoops them both into a hug instead.]

They're not gonna... nobody's gonna, right? Die or anything.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby gives Makoto a brave and (hopefully) reassuring look, and tries to pat his chest. Not on our watch!]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Can you get computer card things out of people?

[alldevouringabomination]

[That catches him off guard. He thought you had a monster to deal with, or something.]

Mmmm...

[On the one hand, Kirby isn't that familiar with computers, adventures and RPG battles nonwithstanding. On the other, this could be a situation that Copy Ability may be able to handle.

Kirby has an unsure expression.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't know how either. [sigh] But if it doesn't get out of him, all our enemies are just gonna keep coming back to fight us again. It sucks.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Yes, it does suck! Fighting the same things over and over gets grating. Just ask Dedede!

Kirby takes out his handy-dandy tablet-like device and draws a group of very small people going inside the person to get out the card. It's a good guess, right?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do you think we could? Just shrink down like on TV? That'd be cool.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby draws a picture of Makoto eating a red round thingie and shrinking down to the size of a dime.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

...Candy?

[alldevouringabomination]

[...all right then, he'll draw a shrink-ray instead. Happy?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Oh! So it's shrinking candy! I didn't think that existed.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby nods. She has the general idea!]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I want that to exist here. Maybe someone here can invent some. I invented a chicken cannon, but it still doesn't aim right...

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby ponders for a bit, then draws some tweezers.

He then scratches his head.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

How would those help, though?

[alldevouringabomination]

[A picture of a shrunken person using tweezers to take out the card thing from the other person.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Oh! ...That sounds hard, but I bet we could do it! And maybe even use my chicken cannon, too.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Once pulled, the card releases a horde of MONSTERS!

Who fall into the chicken cannon and get launched right into the robocat's mouth.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't think that's how it's gonna work...

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby will remove the monsters, and draw in cards instead.

Lots of them.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Nekotari only eats enetron. It's not gonna eat them.

[Nekotari squirms away and starts wandering off to mess with people's paperwork or attack their feet.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Fortunately Kirby still has Mako.

Now he's drawing some people gathered around a table, using the cards like ordinary playing cards.

He's going into left field here.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I think we would just throw it out.

[More hugs, though.]