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One Man Crusade - Video

Activating my marker system!

[There's a brilliant flash of light as a huge vehicle zooms literally out of nowhere from a cone of digital information as J boards it. In a shift of moving parts, Buster Heracles is standing overhead. But... there's no threat anywhere. What gives J?]

Triangulating coordinates. Nakamura, I require these codes input. And authorization for the teleportation system. I am going to another world.

[Whatever Nakamura is protesting about, including Kuroki and what's his face is overridden by J proclaiming,] I am Beet J Stag, and I will go pick up the Precure from 2009 and then beat Moebius in the box with my giant robot.

[Someone stop him. Please? We kind of need this machine.]

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I missed something while I was getting Kaitou drunk.

Yes you did. I may be attempting a boss rush.

What? Without me?

You are welcome to come along. I have prepped Buster Heracles.

Just what I like to hear!

Understood. We will be time traveling.

[pause]

Be careful around any bugs. I read a story about that once.

I have Stag Beetle with me. It should not be of any worry.

Be sure to keep him from mating with any lady beetles. We don't need time travel babies.

Understood. Then we will be okay.

Great! What's the worst that could happen?

I am trying to defeat a world-conquering boss.

You got a contingency plan if he DOES conquer the world? 'Specially with our help?

Yes. Its called Precure.

...

[stop]

...

[facepalm]

J! YOU IDIOT!

I do not see a problem with this plan.

That's the plan if we weren't involved! C'mon, flawed or not, a Plan B should at least be more involved than "Make popcorn"!

There is more to Plan B than "Make popcorn".

There is also "consume enetron."

[facepalm. Yes. You succeeded in making Jin facepalm.]

[And J takes a drink.]

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