I'd like to first announce the winner of the crossdressing competition! Natsume, congratulations on your well-earned first place. Please contact me to discuss the charity you've chosen.

Secondly, since apparently my brother has been a member of the community without me knowing it... I have a moral question.

Suppose there is a group that worships the devil, but all they do is have tea parties and talk philosophy. Suppose there is also a group that worships a loving God, but they go on crusades in His name and hurt the innocent.

Which of these groups contains worse people?

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

This is a second sign-up post! The crossdressing pageant I spoke of is in ten days on the 23rd, so men who would like (or would tolerate) wearing women's clothing to compete for a cash prize to the charity of their choice, please sign up! Or, sign up your friends!

As a reminder, we have the following contestants currently signed up:
Klavier Gavin
Greed
Issei Ryudo
Diarmuid Ua Duibhne
Masato Jin
Zelgadiss
Takashi Natsume
Cu Chulainn

[OOC info post is here!]

Well! That was unpleasant!

I think I would like to go back to the 'more parties means less viruses' theory now, if you don't mind, and plan something for after the sleepover and Mami Tomoe's party. I think, while comparing beauty under normal circumstances is very well and good, when men truly shine is when they'e under a great deal of stress, such as from wearing women's clothing.

So, I'd like to do a crossdressing pageant next month. Does anyone have any interest in participating, or in making their friends participate? You may consider this a sign-up post while I hash out some of the details.

Like what I'm going to do for women... you simply look too good in men's clothing, it just wouldn't be fair at all...

[This is the first, but not the last, sign-up post for the probably-in-July crossdessig pageant. Friends can sign up friends, enemies can sign up enemies, the works.]

Friends! Ducks! Countrymen!

Let's go see a movie!

I promise, if you go to see Saint Young Men with me, I will pay for your tickets, the tickets of anyone you want to bring along, and as many concessions as you want. I won't even complain about how unhealthy the snacks are! Which I normally do, but- I won't do it this time.

Please?

...What can you do for someone who refuses to see you?

Excuse me, but has anyone here seen my brother? His name is Lucifer, and I haven't seen him in Heaven anywhere.

I would be most grateful for your help! He's very very dear to me and I'm so worried...

I found this article to be fascinating and worth a read for anyone on this community! It isn't very long, so it won't take much of your time.

I have a question, if it's all right!

How do you throw a surprise birthday party for someone?

Specifically, the person I'm thinking of has his birthday celebrated in every country on the continent... but maybe he'll forget it next year?

I never did get that matchmaking done... I am sorry to all of you. But, I'm not sure how your relationships actually stand now. Ah, Louis? That invitation to Heaven stands.

Oh, I've found something interesting! I suggest that all replies be run through this creative invention, like so.

I suggest dat all replies be run all up in dis creatizzle invention, like so.

If you want. I suppose it might only amuse me.

By the way, would anyone be interested in a matchmaking service? I understand some of you have roommates who won't leave their rooms, or friends who are in need of a pick-me-up, and something a bit more forcible than speed dating may be required.

Who would like to volunteer someone else?

[Feel free to post anon, threadjack, and so on. Michael is the most ethical of staff, clearly. He's doing it for people's happiness.]

This isn't Jesus's blog.