I wonder if this community is like the western social networking sites like ... hmm, what were they called? MyBook and Facespace? Or was it SpaceBook and MyFace? Is this a World of Warcraft discussion board? Or Baseball Mania 2008 discussion board? Or is this like a big site where you put stuff up that you don't want and people all around just get it? Once, my Dad got this really ugly lamp from a site just like this, and my Mom thought he was trying to divorce her because it was just that ugly and cheap. Well, it wasn't cheap, it was free. But there's no difference, is there? Unless there is?

I should introduce myself, shouldn't I? I'm Shibuya Yuuri, or just Yuuri- please no jokes, I've already heard them all. I like to watch the Boston RedSox because I have a really good friend that keeps an eye on them; sometimes I like to give him summaries of their games. Do any one of you like baseball? Or sports?

... I have a question, though. I have this friend named Wolfram, and I had I thought I saw him on this site and and a cold shudder was kicked through me and I was wondering whether anyone had seen him? He's got really blond hair and bright green eyes. He tends to call everyone "wimp" and says the word "hmph" a lot while sticking his nose up in the air.

Next time when you’re lying in bed and the moon is new, when you’re at the moment where you’re almost asleep and your eyes are closed…try listening for the sounds. More specifically, sounds that shouldn’t exist in our realm. At this point, you’ll notice the world around you change, but don’t you dare open your eyes or make any movements.

If you lay right where you are, with your eyes closed, you’ll feel something trace a finger, a claw, or perhaps something even worse, across your forehead. The moment it stops tracing, you’ll wake up and it will be morning. Within that new week, you will die.

However, depending on what was traced on your head, you’ll either enter a paradise of a world, or you’ll enter an evil world of torture.

So…do you want to find out what’s on the other side?

{It's creepypasta time again! Here's some and there's more here. Feel free to make your own up as well. >:3}

Does 'dramadramaduck' mean that there are twice as many dramas as there are ducks? Or does a duck always come in right after the drama?

 Oh~ What's this~? I knew I'd fnd something interesting in the underbelly of the internet...

Dramadramaduck~ What a cute little name! And who else is roaming this little community~Hm~?

The name is Cirucci Thunderwitch~

Ohohohoho~! Now this is an interesting place~ It is practically oozing with magical energy~! I must applaud whoever created this community. They must have been a powerful sorceress indeed, to be able to link to so many different worlds and dimensions~ Hm, I think, perhaps, I should make all the men here my slaves as well~

Now, back to business. My name is Akako Koizumi. I am looking for someone, a thief by the name of Kaitou Kid. My crystal ball led me here, so I only assume you all have met him?

Oh, but even if you haven't, I would love to have a little chat with you. I find you all quite fascinating.

The brief said nothing about the ARPANET being so large. Given that, I don't see the significance of a system with the call sign 'duck.' What is the importance of this place?

Regardless, I am Null. Secondary Objective completed. [[Hackable]]

DramaDramaDuck, huh? "DDD"? You know, Eddie found something that makes your initials pretty suspicious.

http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/main.html

So fess up - how many of you are cold, dead, blood-sucking creatures of the night?

...

I am not a man of many words, so let's get this over with quickly.

Samus Aran is my name. My mission is to find some kind of "anomaly" which is originating from this community. If anyone has any information about it, I need to know. As soon as possible.

So, I've got a question for you all.

Do you believe in fate and destiny? Or is life just a series of chance encounters and coincidences that lack any deeper significance?

...this is just great. I was working on a paper, then this thing shows up. Whatever it is...oh. "DramaDramaDuck".

Not even going to ask.

Now I can't even get out of it. Anyone good with computers?

It seems I've hit a rut in my world- it's been several months since I've had any honest in-come. So, I believe this community may be of service to me.

My 'job' in English translation is simply a body-guard. I can guard either person or things for a number of days. Payment varies depending on the job itself an on who exactly I need to protect things from. That explained, anything I may need to say further may be discussed during the hiring process.

World hopping is of no problem- and payment would be preferred in either gold or silver as that is the currency of my own world.

I'm sorry...I'm so sorry, everyone.

Please, you have to believe me, those voices - they weren't who they said they were! It was just one spirit - I couldn't control it, it was too powerful, I...I'm so sorry. It's all my fault.



((I'll still be tagging the evil! post for as long as you guys want to continue, but in DDD timeline what timeline terms consider it all ended. ♥))

Hey everyone, wussup? Same old, same old, yadda, yadda, yadda? I sure hope not!
If so we need to liven things up! ^{And a party sounds just the way to do that!}

So... Miss me? Of course you did. [Chuckle]
For any of you new folk. Hi, I'm Frost, Jack Frost. Ice to met ya! :D
^{And if you know what's good for ya won't call me, 'Frosty Fingers', 'Frosty the Snowman' or the 'Abominable One'
Got that?!... Good.}

Moving right along now, if anyone finds themselves in need of a world hop of sorts. The 'tolley' I suppose is back in business. So, let I know.
Besides, I need to rack up on my frequent flyer miles. Drat. I forgot to fill out the form. My bad.

[Locked to Meg, Tsunade, Lisa, Elliot, Gaara, Elphie, Darc] [Hackable to Yuuko]
Thanks you guys for being there. You have no idea how much that means to I. Trutly. I owe you all one. And as far as I'm holding up now?
Alright, I suppose. I don't feelas broken in my current state... ^{but you know I still am...} None the less I was to slumber. Those recurring nightmares have stopped
Again thanks for your support and having my back. [/Locked]

[Locked to Azula and Ty Lee]
Enjoy yourselves did we now? Have a Kodak moment or two?
[/Locked]

Mother, I do hope all is fairing well and same to you bro. Speaking of which I have a very important question... I are adopted? Oo

So, who did I promise to do what all what with now?
Something about a betting on a drunken reindeer or the such
[Head Shake]

^{(Some of this backdated to the family virus. Also, if you had a logged planned with him tell me here ICly, >< mun fails at remembering, oh, and I'm back :))}

Why hello. This place is curious. What has there anything to do with Ducks?

I'm Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich Circus I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler!

Not that it matters anymore... after what I've done. Lord forgive me.

So. Bats said the internet he set up would be fast, but I do not call this fast. This is snail pace slow, Bats. You fail. I could have run around the room at least five times while I was waiting for the page to load.

But hey, it's not like everything can be as fast as I am.

Speaking of which.

Hello, internet people! I am the Flash! If you haven't heard of me (and you totally should have, I'm like famous or something), then all you need to know is this: I'm the fastest man alive.

I'm also dashingly handsome, but you ain't gonna see me without the mask, sorry ladies.

HEY, ASH.

So much for your little plans, huh? I told you before not to mess with me, and now look, I got my powers back. I'll warn you one more time.

That got your attention?

I say, Apollo old fruit?  Ah, rather an awkward q, but that Hades chappie, well; he rather said he was your husband.  Now I know, er, our marriage was nothing more than one of those queer viruses, but I can't help but be curious, you know.  Not that I'm jealous!  No, I should bally well think not.  We Woosters are known for our selflessness and generosity of spirit; it'd hardly be like me to get in a bit of a tizz because of something as trifling as this, what?

I am having trouble deciding what my opinion is on this place. When I first joined, it was a mere amusement, a trifle, which proved in some aspects useful. When it no longer proved useful to me, I left.

And yet I find myself returning once again. Why is this? Tell me, oh ever wise and discerning denizens of Drama Drama Duck, what is your opinion on this phenomenon so alike to magnetism?