It has come to my attention that the prosecutor lady who likes to hit things thinks I stole her whip.

Those who know me know better. How could I even think about doing such a thing? I'm an honest magician, not some common criminal! Really, prosecutor lady, I'm hurt.

The real thief was a guy named Kaitou Kid. I've never met him, but I am a huge fan. So go ahead and arrest him if you see him!

There should be a law about blaming innocents.

...What's this? This can't be the site that the teacher gave us to check our grades. "DramaDramaDuck"? So....this is a place about ducks that have drama...? I...don't really understand. Then again, that's not...too surprising. So,..I guess I just..introduce myself then?

Um...I'm Shinji Ikari. I'm fourteen and....that's...about it. Nothing really special about me to talk about.


This is stupid.

Oh my, what is this place? Nabiki-chan’s little friend set this up for me; I think I pushed a wrong button… This site came up when I clicked on the internet. Does that mean I’m connect?

While I am here, could some one point me in the right direction? I seem to be a little lost.

[[added]]

Oh, how impolite of me to ask for assistance without first introducing myself. My name is Tendou Kasumi, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Ah. Well, this is rather curious. I do not think they intended for me to explore this area of the internet -- Or, rather, explore the internet at all. Though, I do wonder what this particular function does...?

I suppose I am communicating, then? Based upon previous "entries" I would assume as much.

In that case, in following the prior examples, I suppose an introduction is mandatory.

Hello, my name is Nagisa Kaworu. Kaworu is fine, however. I am not exactly ascertained as to what precisely this site is used for, but I assume it is place to converse with others at its core. At least, I should think so -- Such forums seem alike. Then again, upon inquiring at another, I was what one would call "banhammered." I am ... Rather unfamiliar with such jargon. Could someone clarify?

Regardless, I have concluded I have come to enjoy what I have noted thus far. When another declared this portion of technology an: "information super-highway" I was not anticipating such a plethora of studies. I find it interesting that this is how lilims others share their individual expertise ... Or lack-thereof.

Now, if only I might find Beethoven's symphonies, I do think it would make it all the better.

Much time spent in meditation has prompted me to consider the issue of sacrifice. What would you give to achieve your greatest goal? Could you cast aside all you know and all in which you hold faith for the greater good?

It feels nice to be able to break away from the group and be on my own for a while, even if it's only for a few weeks. I would be lying if I said I did not enjoy their company, but I am use to being on my own, so it is unusual for me to be in a group for several months. Non-the-less, I will be meeting back up with them in Deningrad, once I have finished my errand.

So far, it seems like this country does not have any internal problems. Most would say that is a good sign, but it just puts me on edge.

I guess I’d better start paying attention to this place again. After everything that’s been going on recently I had to get my priorities straight, so I’ve been focussing more myself and my friends and less on whatever the hell has been going on here. I really should have been there during that battle… I tried to get help but just ended up missing the whole thing and now I’m not really sure where we stand. As far as I know it’s over though, so now things have settled down I guess can afford to waste some time on here…

So, uh, yeah I’m back. Do I even want to ask what I missed? I don’t even recognise half the community anymore!

…and Arche, I hope you’ve been behaving yourself while I’ve been gone. You can’t get rid of me that easily.

[Voice]

[A small dog barks several times in an annoyingly high-pitched voice.]

[There's a brief pause ...]

[Then there is more barking, accompanied by a growl this time.]

...

(For those who can understand animal lingo...)

<W-What is this foolishness!? I ... I have been transformed into a dog! How is this possible...!?>

...

<Grrrr... whoever is responsible for this will pay! I give you my word as a von Karma!>

You see, I work at the local animal shelter. One of the dogs has escaped.

It looks like this:




It answers to the name of 'Franziska' and has a fondness for leather. If you see this dog, please tell me so I can return her to where she belongs.

Red wouldn't leave me alone until I'd signed up for this site and logged on--he seems convinced it will "do me good" to post here. While I'm not inclined to agree, I have to admit, this seems an interesting place. My researches haven't often taken me to the Internet, though some of my co-workers are quite enthusiastic about its merits; I find the accuracy of the information too hard to verify.

But I'm not here for research, not currently. I am merely...curious.

Oh! It would be polite to introduce myself, wouldn't it? I'm called Abraham.

 So. Say you return home one day and....suddenly find yourself in the market for a new motorcycle. What models would you consider?

I like this song. :)

Uhm, Hello everyone, my name is Inoue Orihime! I'd heard of this place before in passing mention from Ichigo- but I never knew what he was really talking about. I guess it's something good about being held in captivity- you sure get a lot of free time!...Well I do anyway...

    I...know that it's only with Aizen-..Sama's permission I'm allowed to use this...but I hope I'll be able to have fun with all of you anyway!  I've heard you're all from different worlds (is the name because the other world's are full of people that act like ducks, or because everyone on other worlds are similar to ducks? ) so I'm sure you've got great stories to tell! It'll be nice talking to all of you....!

Would anyone here mind delivering a package to Jacky's world for me?

As you've probably seen, we've had an...interesting couple of young men join the community recently who have caused quite a stir with their views on vampires. It makes me wonder...what are your opinions on these so called "blood-sucking fiends", DramaDramaDuck~? Are you all so against them as these boys seem to be, or what?

And Yuuki, don't go getting your panties in a twist. It's just a question.

Good evening, Drama Drama Duck~. ♥

I would like to hear more about these 'different worlds' and 'world hoppers' I keep hearing about in passing on this lovely community.

Also, if possible, I would be delighted to visit some of them myself, just to see what they are like, if it is not much trouble.

((OOC: So, if you want to bring Elizabeth over for a visit, say so, and we can do an RL in her journal whenever you'd like.))

My name is Rob Lucci, and I cater to the tradesmen of the sea. Those in this community not shackled to a land, you are welcome to seek my assistance for any shipwright needs. In Water Seven, I work mainly as Chief of Sawing and Bolting for the Galley-La Company, one of the most prestigious crew of shipbuilders from any Blue. Please feel free to address your concerns to either Hattori, or myself. My bird literally speaks on my behalf, since I do not.


I have my doubts that the majority of this electronic community is truly composed of other-world inhabitants. I don't deny the possibility that this may be so, or that I myself may be living in a world unfamiliar to some. From what I've learned of internet, passing off fantasy as reality is rather easy. Perhaps, if I were to inquire about travel, or possibly find proof of such existences, something of use to me... joining this community could prove most beneficial.

[sounds of fingers pressing the keyboard keys are heard. a pause; three taps of a finger create a loud sound in the microphone.]

H-hello? Oh, it works. Uh, h-h-h-hello, Drama Drama Duck!
Does this website have to do with ducks? Uh, or does it deal with drama? Oh, maybe people post pictures of ducks! Ducks are cute…

[a sound which resembles a loud bang echoes into the microphone; a rougher voice grunts.]
Ducks? Ducks are stupid shit-faced creatures!

Ah, R-Ragnarok! That’s mean…

Shut up! You’re shit-faced, too! Shit-faced bitch!!

Ouch, ouch ouch! I’m sorry… I’m sorry!

[ragnarok’s voice is audible, but the words are incoherent in the microphone. some silence; heavy panting is heard.]
I’m… [pant] … I’m… sorry about [pant] that. Uh… [chrona clears her throat.]
M-my name is Chrona Makenshi and I was w-w-w-wondering… uh, does anybody know if Maka Albarn is here? She’s got blonde pigtails and likes to read books…

Oh, that ugly girl with the boring panties?

R-Ragnarok, stop it!

Don’t tell me what to do, you bitch!

I said st-stop! [a dull thump is heard; ragnarok growls.]

Uh-uh, if you have contact with Maka, please, tell me! Th-thank—!
[a second loud whack.]
O-ouch!

[the duo argue, but the microphone does not pick up the conversation. the sound of a hard object presses on the keyboard.
a beep. transmission ended!]
((ooc. y-yeah. chrona elbowed the computer and it stopped the voice post. lol? :D;; ))

Surfing the internet, I’ve come across strange things – teenage girls seem to have incredibly wild imaginations – but… a community with the name of Drama, Drama, Duck? Say that fast and it sounds like a codename for one of my FOXHOUND operatives. Then again, maybe not. No way in hell would I allow a dramatic duck to be involved in my plans.

What are my plans? To be blunt, none of your bloody business. I’m not an idiot, I know this thing is viewable to everyone, including dear brother and his cohorts. Although now I think about it, Snake’s not the sharpest tool in the box, can’t even recognise his old friends.

I’ll tell you this much. I’ll prove that father was wrong about what he said. I’ll be able to show everyone just what recessive genes can do.

(Incidentally, if any of you lot happen to be Ocelot, Wolf, Mantis or Octopus, then get back to work. We’ve got us a snake to catch.)