eeeh... pardon me, world-hopper fellas?

I need to travel to a place called Blackrock Depths Lower Upper Blackrock Spire Blackrock Desert, Nevada for a duel of honour.

Being on a boat is damn boring. But I think I've finally found a way to pass the time. I believe with a bit of tinkering, I can power this machine using only water. The tides in particular generate a massive amount of energy. That, and the goddamn sea life keeps attacking us. I didn't know you got shellfish that big...

So, this worldhopping... how's it work? With 39 Robot Masters to choose from, we've gotta have the right tech around here somewhere, but I've gotta know what angle to come from. Would time distortion do the trick? Gravity manipulation?

Ah...what's this? I do a little bit of clicking around and find this...DramaDramaDuck? Heh. Guess I should start with introducing myself, huh? Sarutobi Asuma, from the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Team leader to Team 10. Uh..I guess you wouldn't know them just by that. That's Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji. Maybe some of you know them. I think I saw Shikamaru a couple of times while I was looking around. Heh...it's funny, but I would have figured Ino to be the first one to get one of these things. The girl has always been so...social.

So, with introductions out of the way, who else is here that I know? Like I said, I saw some of my team while I was looking around before, but I don't know about any of the other Konoha ninjas...

Hello, everyone! I'm a little new to the Internet, but since it seems to be where everyone is these days and the old-fashioned method isn't working well... or at all...

Anyway, I'm here on behalf of the Caring Hands Homeless Shelter. There's this wonderful building downtown that the city is planning on demolishing and turning into a parking lot. If the city were to instead donate the building to us, though, we could have at least 250 new beds and a place to shelter people who otherwise would have nowhere else to go. With your support, we can make this happen. All you have to do is sign your name.

Hmm... I just found this community upon accessing my computer this morning. What a quaint little place... [She chuckles wickedly] ... No doubt there are plenty of fools here who need a whipping...

Woo hoo! Got this working. Finallly. [a male voice in the background] Quiet, Salem.

Anyways, Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda said I should check this out. Some kind of hip new community thing. Lots of fun to be had. And boy, am I one part-ay duck! [dorky laughter] Well..this is a community for ducks, right? I've heard of stranger things.

So, I'm Sabrina Spellman. Introduce yourselves so we can get the show on the road, alright? Alright! Let's do this Duck thing!

Kaname insisted I practice how to interact socially on the internet. While I accept that the internet is useful for information gathering and efficient communication, I had not known that it was used for such an impractical pastime.

She also said something about me "fitting right in with those other social retards," but I am unqualified to judge that statement.

I do not understand the purpose of a community concerning ducks. They have no known cultural or historical importance, little agricultural benefit, and possess little to no natural defense. Additionally, I do not believe there is any precedent for ducks being particularly dramatic, nor do I see how that changes the situation.

[ Private | hackable with skill ]
...Which forces me to conclude that "DramaDramaDuck" is a codeword for an underground terrorist ring. I will infiltrate this community, learn the true identities of its codenamed members, and then report back to Mithril with my findings. Once I have learned the location of the servers, a swift tactical strike will be enough to ensure the destruction of this cell's means of communication, essentially disabling it for now. The need for further action after the strike will be evaluated after the completion of this mission.

So, how is everybody doing around here? Just a very general question but it's always good to check up on people...

... I never had much time for things like this before. I suppose I have nothing but time now.

Strange, though. I try to hide myself from the world and this computer connects me to a place that seems full of people from all over. I... guess it won't hurt to stay on here. Dr. Fate and Inza insist I at least try to keep contact with people, if only a little bit. I have to admit... Aquaman is beginning to wear my patience thin.


This means I should introduce myself, right? My name is Hawkgirl Shayera Hol. I wouldn't be surprised if anyone recognized me... I am one of the Thanagarians if you know what that means...


... I don't know what I'm doing.

[[ strike typed then deleted ]]

Hey, Megaman! You shouldn't leave your windows open on the PET, 'cause you know I'll look at them. Hehe, what if it was something private? Like some cheesy love letter or something!

But I guess it's not because it's... some... weird website thing with a duck on it. What in the hard-drive have you been doing on this thing?

Weeeiiiird.

Hey, other people can read this right? Right?!

[a short pause]

LAN HIKARI IS THE BEST~

Hehehe~!!

A possession of mine, which is very valuable to me, has been stolen from me.

I will offer a generous reward to anyone who can deliver the possession to me, as well as the thief. Dead or alive.

Edit: I would like to bring this to your attention.



These "two" individuals are the same person. He is the thief who stole my whip. Arrest him on sight.

I've been so busy lately I haven't been checking this community at all. In fact I haven't done much outside of case work at all. I have a feeling I missed a few things.

aksdfhjaowjfh LIKE LARRY'S SURPRISE PARTY FOR MR.EDGEWORTH!! I was looking forward to go too...

P-Please tell me I didn't miss anything else that was too important.