Dear Diary,

Today was a pretty good day which means IT'S ALL GOING TO GO HORRIBLY WRONG REALLY, REALLY SOON!

It's way too quiet, diary. I just know Phineas and Ferb must be up to something. Just... really, really quietly.

........... I better go check.

I'll be right back, diary!

... I'm not dating Heather.

( locked to Pretty Butterfly )

( locked to Jack Sparrow )

( locked to Vriska Serket )

Is everything back to normal finally? God, I hope so.

I don't think I ever want to have another week like that again.

[For a change, he doesn't turn on video for once and just decides to turn on voice instead.] Uh hi, everyone. I guess what happened yesterday was just a virus. I'm sorry if I worried anyone with my last post.

To those who didn't see the last post, I was dying from a poisoning that the community hit me with, and I was sure I wasn't going to make it. I think I did die for at least a couple hours...

Anyway, I'm fine now health-wise. That last one, in my opinion, was the worst virus I've been hit with yet. At least this mega virus event, that seems to be a tradition every November, is over now. Though this is a first that it went for more than a week before. I believe eight or nine days. I just hope there isn't a virus that lasts two weeks, or, I really hope not, a month in the future.

*Nagisa may be back from falling off cliffs in LORAR, but the virus left her a pile of souvenirs: all the useless crap she alchemized. Plushie-adorned lacrosse equipment, chocolate with noodles in it, an assortments of outfits with each more ridiculous than the last, and at least one Miracle Light, or a cheap mini-flashlight that looks like one, anyway. She groans.*

What am I gonna do with all this stuff?

[the scene opens up to show a small bedroom-- Astor and a younger boy are asleep]

[suddenly, the door bursts open and a woman who some might recognize as Rita Bennett bursts in and quickly moves between their beds, talking quietly]

Wake up, wake up, come on...

[she picks up the boy and hurries Astor out in front of her; they exit the room, head to the front door, and leave the house with nothing but the PJs they're wearing and the woman's purse and keys]

I would like to apologize to everyone that I spoke with during the past week. It would appear that the virus from the community made me act as though I'd consumed a great deal of alcohol.

Normally I don't act like that and I hope that you will excuse my behavior.

[As for Ken, there is a purple hyachinth tied with a ribbon to a hydrangea cluster left on his pillow. His apology to him.]

[ The video starts off with a rustling of scrolls being tossed about with a little humming at the background. The voice gets louder as the  figure gets close. You'll see a little girl dusting up old relics in this rusty ol' shrine with a small hand on her face. She was done with the scrolls and thus she was near the end of her cleaning, but this last part was the most challenging due to her small size.

--suddenly the camera moves as it falls from its place at the top. The girl turned and moved erratically to try and catch it. In the end she dived into the dusty floor and caught it. ]

Mii... 

All this dust, not fun, that is so. Though, at least this glass orb is safe.

[ she giggles ]

I apologize to those who sat through my accidental video the other evening. I was not aware that it was going, nor was I aware that there was a network connecting all of us.

I suppose a year ago I would have been surprised by this phenomenon, but there is little that surprises me these days.

[She pauses and casts her eyes to the side for a moment, frowning softly. There was little, yes, but there were still surprises, weren't they? She was still trying to determine if this latest one was pleasant or cruel.]

Anyway. I am Nasuti Yagyu, grand-daughter to Professor Yagyu of Sengoku University. He was a renowned scholar of romantic Japanese literature and culture. I have moved to Tokyo recently from France in order to intern under him and eventually get my degree here.

...that...is coming along swimmingly, now.

I apologize that my introduction isn't all that exciting. I look forward to all I can learn from you all, and please do not hesitate to come to me should you have any questions about--well, Japan, I suppose?

[ WHO WANTS TO WATCH DETECTIVES? You? GREAT! --Not you? Well too bad. Light's in a fancy hotel room sitting in a chair watching some TV you can't see. His previously seen tennis partner and 3 detective-looking guys are standing behind him watching him watch this. till it ends. Then his weird lip tugging tennis friend stands next to him and says: ] Light-kun, what do you think? Did you get something from it?

[ Light cuts his eyes to him then stands up. ] There may be more than one person who has Kira's power.

[ And GASP from the older one with the mustache and glasses who says: ] Kira's power?! Light, what do you mean?!

There's a good chance that this is not the Kira we've known up to now. Up to now, Kira's never used suspects like these for his announced killings. And if Kira needs a face and a name to kill...isn't it strange that he was able to kill the detective and officers who happened to rush to the television-station building?

I-It's the same. [ says the one with the with the afro ]
It's exactly the same deduction as L-- I mean Ryuuzaki. [ says the stupid one the other guy in the room ]

That's right, Light. I think we're looking at a second Kira. [ says the weird tennis friend again. AND CUT. ]

[Chloe is Not Amused as he stares at his computer right now. He keeps typing and clicking, but that frown on his face isn't fading. And he has no idea he's being recorded. Poor guy.]

Why won't these ducks go away? If Yuki and Michel thought this was a good trick to play on me, they'll have to work out our holiday budget by hand once they come back with dinner.

[He shifts his chair back and winces briefly. When he leans onto two chair legs, the movement's a bit stiff.]

Snape, are you back to normal already?

Because I am still pregnant and we need to talk.

[Lies all the way. She just want to freak out the poor Potion Master.]