I need some volunteers.

You must be willing to withstand some possible pain and discomfort. There also may be unforseen side effects.

I will answer any questions you may have here.

[Hi, Community. Have the stressed face of a mid-twentysomething man peering intently at you.]

How would you break it to an - er - very good friend that you've picked up a Christmas shift and need to cancel plans?

[Look, he'd ask someone else--

He just has no one else to ask. Don't judge him. :T]

I realize I'm new to this community, but is there any way I can get a world hop to Yui's home?

Two things goin' on today. We're doin' an aerogay that some of you all'll get to be in on, and I'm even gonna pay you for the honor of bein' in it.

So first up on the agenda, someone who can do technological... computery stuff. Some game about girls and the end of the world's gotta get made. I can't get ahold of my techno detective no more, so I've got openings for a new tech-wizard. The kid already dropped off the story drafts, you just gotta make the computer... show the... pictures and shit and do whatever people tell it to do to be all... game like. I got it written what the game's gotta do when, you just gotta make it happen.

I'm not too into writing so one of you do the whole... grammar or whatever fixing thing and putting the scripts into the game, too.

It's gonna need some pictures, so, porn-chick, I'm leaving that to you. You can call it yer Christmas present to her or whatever. By the way, for my Christmas present, more of those pics of you'd be okay.

Nnn.... Someone should probably do some voices or something, too. Oi! Original Author! I'll leave casting 'em and telling her how to draw all this and however you wanna manage the workers up to you!



Number two! Making games takes money! But the hell are half of you guys gonna do with Cenz? So, if yer in on this game, I'll give you a special deal on an exchange rate between yer money and mine; I'll only charge you a two percent vig. Zero overhead if yer money's somethin' that can be used in... lesse... Turkey, Japan, Britain, or Iceland... one of those four, That offer's only good for the next twenty four hours, though.

I got shit to do this month, so if you guys can direct yerselves without me for a few weeks, that'd be helpful.



((ooc: There is a very short playable VN made up of this, so if you have any generic laugh/gasp/whine/etc. voice clips done by your character/their actor/seiyuu/imagined voice/what have you, I'll try to work them in. If your character's from a Japanese medium, I might have a voice pack of their seiyuu already, just list who they are. Otherwise your character will at least be listed in the credits as "voice of LoliX". Anything else your character submits such as background scene photos, music, etc. I will also try to work in.))

I can ask questions on this, right? -I just did. Okay. Two more.

What do you give a girl for Christmas?
I got one for the Secret Santa and I think it's supposed to be something different than what I'd give everyone else. So it's secret. It would be a little too obvious if I was the only one drawing cards up and then she got one.

And does anyone know how to fool a doctor? Round two didn't go so well.

[An idyllic if slightly prehistoric view can be seen. Suddenly a strange-looking chair appears in the middle of the view - on or around it some members of the community may recognise Phineas, Ferb and their sister Candace. Phineas looks pleased while Candace looks surprised.]

Phineas: Well, it's working now.

Candace: What?! What's working?

[What is commonly known as a Pterodactyl flies over their heads, followed by small herd of dinosaur-like strange creatures and the volcano behind them suddenly explodes. Next to Candace another strange creature appears, sticking its tongue out at her and she quickly gets into the chair, saying rapidly over and over.]

Candace: Take me home! Take me home!

Phineas: Sure thing, Candace. No problem.

[As he speaks a shadow falls on the chair and it's abruptly flattened, luckily missing the three humans. The camera pulls back to reveal a huge Tyrannosaurus rex which roars menacingly.]

Ferb: This.. could be a problem.

Phineas: Whatever you do, keep your voices low and no sudden movements.

[At once Candace screams and waves her arms around. She runs and the T-Rex starts chasing her. Phineas turns to Ferb.]

Phineas: Wow it worked. Let's go save Candace!

[The video goes black.]


[Replies will come sometime later from either Ferb or Candace.]