Um....

...We got another recruit in the SSS today- what was his name again...? Otonashi? I just spotted him and asked around to get his name. [no one tells her anything.] I heard he walked right up to Angel and asked her to stab him in the chest. What a moron!

Oh well, I need to focus on GirlDeMo's live performance coming up.

[Of course, those with wrist straps wouldn‘t see the red coat, as holograms are shaded blue. Which is far from John‘s favourite shade, but he‘s had no luck changing that setting.

Still no point sweating the small stuff John gives everyone a wave.]

“Hello, sexy people! It is I back from my travels to this blue ball you 21st century-ans call Earth.“

[He chuckles then continues, clapping his hands together.]

“So! Advice, please, where should I visit?“

[ The image on the screen is moving, as if the camera is moving as well - frequently bopping back and forth, too. On the background is a display of colorful lights, as if she's in some sort of arcade, maybe. Apparently she stole someone's phone to go on the internet instead with, sue her. ]

So, I was thinking.. where do you guys always get your worldhops? It's pretty inconvenient to not have one when you need one, y'know? I was in that situation only a little bit ago, and it's almost enough to piss me off. [ It's not said aggressively in the slightest, though, instead the camera bopping just continues as Kyouko herself moves to, as if she's playing some sort of moving game. ] Isn't there some sorta system for that?

Secondly..

[ the camera movement stops, along with kyouko's, and some mechnical-like voice announces the game is over. ]

... I'm hungry. [ aka someone feed her. ]

Fred! George! If you two cursed my parchment again I’m telling mother.

We have a new computer! Sis needed it for some new medical software. Finally. I was sick and tired of Windows 98. It never works. Do any of you ever have trouble with stuff like that?

Anyway, this post isn't really about my new computer. I was just wondering: What do you do when you know the way things are isn't going to last?

[The video flicks on to show an interested face, though it's... mostly obscured by what looks like a cross between a pair of glasses and a pair of binoculars that grotesquely magnify one eye.]

Fascinating. When this appeared in my office I was hardly expecting it to be so unusual.

[Thankfully for everyone, the glasses come off now to reveal a man of indeterminate age, sandy hair neatly combed and cravat impeccably tied. He doesn't look directly into the camera, instead staring off into space, voice thoughtful.]

Perhaps some sort of aetheric device... ah.

[A thought strikes him and he leans in to type slowly- the book, or the device that appears to be a book, has keys with letters on them. They must be to communicate with something...]

Please inform me of your purpose.

[The video opens on five students near some stairs--four girls and a boy. Three of the girls are together near the rail; the fourth is sitting on the stairs. Utena is nowhere to be seen.] Rats. He was so cold...

Sibling relationships are so complex. [The boy leans against the railing, bemused. The girl on the stairs turns around to glare at him. The other three flinch in sympathy. He coughs.]

What does that mean?

( cut for length, mild cartoon violence, and ridiculousness )

Oh god, my boss is going to kill me.

[The video clicks on to reveal a very giddy looking Darcy.]

Hello everyone! I have someone to introduce you to. [She pauses and leans down next to her. In a second she sits back up, this time holding a teacup pig in her arms.]

I want you all to meet Mister Oinkums! [Mister Oinkums snorts softly and nudges the crook of her elbow. HE IS BEING ADORABLE AND CUDDLY, OKAY?] Thor was thinking of eating him the other day, and after saving him I just couldn't leave him in that pet store.

Say hello, Mister Oinkums! [She waves his front hoof for him, smiling like a madwoman.]

[Action]

[So Darcy's just chilling with Mister Oinkums at the table while munching on some chips and browsing on her phone. Care to notice the new mascot?]